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[glitterpants]

<sub>[ Ending up on a space craft without as much explanation as Karamatsu would have liked (you'll find out quickly he's a wordy one) has undoubtedly sent this (1) NEET into a low-key, anxious fit. His personality and character type isn't fit for a place like this— he has had a hard enough time making a life of his own on Earth, how the hell is he supposed to survive here?
It's a fear that after awhile, he's trying to keep hidden. Nobody can know about it.

It's finally time for him to make his debut to everyone.

He's posed, looking as if he's been practicing (he has) for this moment. He's wearing sunglasses in his quarters, leaning most of his weight on his elbow against the wall and his other hand is on his hip. His communicator is feeding from a distance off, as if it is set on something.
The lighting is dramatic— the composition was impeccable. It was almost as if he was recording himself for a movie picture.

Then, without warning, he begins shitprosing: ]</sub>

Heh.
So divine Fate has brought us all together, hasn't it? It is no problem, as we cannot change the course it has predestined for us. It is for the better that we make the best of it— to love one another with the highest purity— to work together and be cooperative.
I know we can do it. I believe in you.
_{[ He takes a moment to pull out a comb and slick part of his hair back. ]}

My name is Matsuno Karamatsu. I am the second eldest in a litter of sextuplets. I am looking for my beloved, long-lost and long-separated brothers: Osomatsu, Choromatsu, Ichimatsu, Jyushimatsu and Todomatsu, as Mommy would be worried sick to find us all missing but also not all together, either. They should not be hard to fine, ah, as they are all blessed with my handsome face. If you should see one of them, please let them know their dear brother is looking for them.

As for my skills to assist the the best of my ability, I have provided a list for you. I do hope I can do whatever I can for you all as I care for your well-being and our operations at hand! Hmph— I hope you are dazzled and impressed.

_{[ there's a text message following soon after: ]}

MATSUNO KARAMATSU'S SKILLS:
1. MUSICALLY TALENTED: ACOUSTIC GUITAR.
2. DESIGNER: PERFECT FASHION.
3. PROFESSIONAL POETRY.
4. FLOWER ARRANGING.
5. DOOR-OPENER (ALSO DOOR-STOPPER.)
6. GRAVITY CHECKER (FALLING OFF THE ROOF.)
7. TOILER PAPER RE-PLACER.
8. LULLABY SINGER.
9. LOYAL FRIENDSHIPPER.
10. ACTING.
11. CAN CURL TONGUE.
12. CAN DO THE SPLITS.

_{[ as you can see, he's .... really..... struggling to find what he's good at and how he can help since he's a loser, but maybe if he puts a bunch of stuff down, people will think he is awesome. ]}

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[sixth]

[ Oh, Jesus Christ. Just watching this, and reading over the list, gives Wash flashes of the Reds and the Blues.

On the upside, he's used to dealing with people like this. ]

I'm Wash. [ He offers a tiny there-and-gone smile. ] Sorry to say I haven't seen your brothers. You're the first person I've seen who looks like you.

[ This might be a stupid thing to ask, but he's going to do it. ]

You've got a pretty extensive list of skills there. How'd you come by them?

[glitterpants]

_{[ He's thrilled to pieces somebody actually replied. No like giving a girl your number and never hearing from her ever again. SOMEBODY REPLIED. ABORT MISSION. ]}

It is interesting you ask, Mister Wash. All of these skills are fiery passions that are a tiny flame in my heart and through my years of getting older, as I am now twenty-three, it has erupted into a bursting flame!! I have found these things out gradually, but they are all dear to me.

Ah, for example! Gravity checker, one time I took a dive while I was serenading the stars.
_{[ He slipped because he's clumsy. ]}

[sixth]

[ It's a little like talking to Caboose, except while Wash doesn't know how they got onto the subject of fiery hearts, he can at least follow the conversation and isn't left wondering what the hell is going on.

That's a huge step up. ]

Serenading the stars, huh? What were you singing?

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[dudebro]

[ Well, bro, he's got one thing to say; ]

over or under/???

[ Because how the roll goes says everything about a person, ok. ]

[glitterpants]

However it is preferred in the household i am present at during my stay. After all my goal is for your comfort.
In my household however.. it is over.

voice, un: shaw

[indigo5a]

[ This is Shaw, thoroughly undazzled and unimpressed. Though she's gotta hand it to him, it's impressive how self-aware he seems to be, at least around the 'gravity checker' and 'toilet paper re-placer' bits. ]

......hmph.

[ Yup, that's it. She thought about saying something snarky but decides it's not worth the effort. ]

video | ( un: 2cool )

[glitterpants]

_{[ ok but.... he can't see her but that sounds like a pretty sweet hmph. please stop assuming so much so quickly, Karamatsu. That'll get you in trouble. ]}

I know I am intimidating, but you don't need to hide your face from me. There really is no reason to be shy..!

text | un: carolina

[leaderboards]

[ networks should be used for sharing useful information. looking for family? fine. if twins are weird apart, she's sure that sextuplets are even worse. she would have been perfectly willing to ignore the whole thing if that list hadn't been added on. ]

None of those are skills.

[ honestly it's better for everyone that she doesn't stop doing whatever she's doing to respond with audio yelling. ]

1.2

[glitterpants]

_{[ OUCH. ]}

2.2

[glitterpants]

_{[ but then: ]}
I see.
I forgot to mention.

I can also talk my way into your precious heart. <3
_{[ please dear god oh my god no.. you don't kNOW this person.. ]}

video; un: mio

[remainingtwin]

[Opens mouth.

closes mouth.

what does she even say to this, where does she start??]

...Falling off the roof? [There's a story behind this, she can tell.]

[glitterpants]

_{[ CUTE GIRL ALERT.
Karamatsu teases the hair on his fringe, chuffing some laughter. ]}

Ah, yes. Falling off of the roof. Falling.. it is a well practiced hobby of mine.
Especially falling for people.
_{[ this is your first indication to run. ]}

video; un: altea

[juniberries]

[oh...oh. she recognizes this Type.]

You do realize that you didn't need to list your...er...skills. I think we all understand that we were brought here by accident.

[translation: none of those are useful skills.

except maybe the flower arranging but only because of her current job.]

[glitterpants]

_{[ this ship is filled with Hot People and it's not fair. ]}
My sweet rose, I do not believe in accidents.
As I mentioned, it is divine Fate that you and I have crossed such a path together.

_{[ down boy. ]}

[doxing]

1 and 10 are the only relevant skills to whatever we're going to face in the future ... I recommend you buy a gun amigo

(i'm sorry she's brutal and... 1 because she likes guitar.)

[glitterpants]

_{[ HE'S.... RELEVANT. it's a fucking miracle. ]}
I see. I will save up my money and purchase a gun.
Even if i have plenty of my own.


On my arms.
_{[ NO. ]}

video; un: jjones

[slackbeard]

[There's one of these guys in every high school. And spaceship, apparently? The more you know.]

Did you rank 'em according to importance or skill level?

[glitterpants]

_{[ Karamatsu thinks for a moment and slowly pushes his sunglasses up the bridge of his nose. ]}

I supposed by.... passion. What I enjoy doing the most.
_{[ replacing toilet paper is a past time for him I guess. ]}

video, un: REAPER

[hellshot]

...[Be prepared to have to listen to the saltiest, hollowest, and most unimpressed voice in the entire star system.]


I do hope all of this is a joke, because if I'm going to be really goddamn critical of this little display of your skills and abilities, I'm going to be counting off the days until you do something stupid and die out there.

No, really.

So list out your actual skills now, or I'll prepare to watch you like a vulture circling a dying calf.

1.2 video to audio

[glitterpants]

_{[ NNNNNNNOPE.
Hitting the video to audio so fast. ]}

2.2

[glitterpants]

My native tongue is Japanese, but I do know a plentiful amount of English.
_{[ oh ok... more bullshit. ]}

audio; user: katsuki

[yokunaru]

Wow, sextuplets? My friends have triplets and they're already a handful as it is. [Thinking of Yuuko and Nishigori is a little painful, though, so Yuuri quickly moves on.] I don't think I've seen your brothers around, but I'll keep an eye out for them.

In the meantime... [He sounds concerned.] Um, please don't fall off any roofs--or...anywhere on the ship. I'm sure there are other skills you can build on that aren't so dangerous.

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[glitterpants]

Heh. Yes, there are six of us. A remarkable birth. You could say we are all miracles. My Mommy is a divine angel, sent from heaven specifically for our birth.
_{[ ??? ok.
Karamatsu likes to linger on the sextuplets part cause he knows it's kind of a rare event that happens when a mother gives birth to six identical children. Honestly, it's the only thing Karamatsu can truly boast about. ]}

Oh, don't worry. I laugh to tears in the face of danger.
_{[ ok this is a little lie. There are tears, but it's from being so scared. ]}

Video; un: O'neil

[ninponeil]

[What exactly did she just witness...?

The brother thing is what gets April to actually reply.]

Didn't they give you a job? I assumed everyone did since I got one.

[Because those skills aren't taking him anywhere, that's for sure.]

[glitterpants]

_{[ Woah, what a pretty hair color. Karamatsu fidgets for a moment, then falls into another pose. ]}

Ah, I have such a giving heart, merely having an important job like I have been given isn't enough. I shall not rest well, knowing that there is more that I can do for the crew and also citizens of this vessel..!