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[glitterpants]

<sub>[ Ending up on a space craft without as much explanation as Karamatsu would have liked (you'll find out quickly he's a wordy one) has undoubtedly sent this (1) NEET into a low-key, anxious fit. His personality and character type isn't fit for a place like this— he has had a hard enough time making a life of his own on Earth, how the hell is he supposed to survive here?
It's a fear that after awhile, he's trying to keep hidden. Nobody can know about it.

It's finally time for him to make his debut to everyone.

He's posed, looking as if he's been practicing (he has) for this moment. He's wearing sunglasses in his quarters, leaning most of his weight on his elbow against the wall and his other hand is on his hip. His communicator is feeding from a distance off, as if it is set on something.
The lighting is dramatic— the composition was impeccable. It was almost as if he was recording himself for a movie picture.

Then, without warning, he begins shitprosing: ]</sub>

Heh.
So divine Fate has brought us all together, hasn't it? It is no problem, as we cannot change the course it has predestined for us. It is for the better that we make the best of it— to love one another with the highest purity— to work together and be cooperative.
I know we can do it. I believe in you.
_{[ He takes a moment to pull out a comb and slick part of his hair back. ]}

My name is Matsuno Karamatsu. I am the second eldest in a litter of sextuplets. I am looking for my beloved, long-lost and long-separated brothers: Osomatsu, Choromatsu, Ichimatsu, Jyushimatsu and Todomatsu, as Mommy would be worried sick to find us all missing but also not all together, either. They should not be hard to fine, ah, as they are all blessed with my handsome face. If you should see one of them, please let them know their dear brother is looking for them.

As for my skills to assist the the best of my ability, I have provided a list for you. I do hope I can do whatever I can for you all as I care for your well-being and our operations at hand! Hmph— I hope you are dazzled and impressed.

_{[ there's a text message following soon after: ]}

MATSUNO KARAMATSU'S SKILLS:
1. MUSICALLY TALENTED: ACOUSTIC GUITAR.
2. DESIGNER: PERFECT FASHION.
3. PROFESSIONAL POETRY.
4. FLOWER ARRANGING.
5. DOOR-OPENER (ALSO DOOR-STOPPER.)
6. GRAVITY CHECKER (FALLING OFF THE ROOF.)
7. TOILER PAPER RE-PLACER.
8. LULLABY SINGER.
9. LOYAL FRIENDSHIPPER.
10. ACTING.
11. CAN CURL TONGUE.
12. CAN DO THE SPLITS.

_{[ as you can see, he's .... really..... struggling to find what he's good at and how he can help since he's a loser, but maybe if he puts a bunch of stuff down, people will think he is awesome. ]}

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[glitterpants]

_{[ None of them are charming. He's not charming. They're not charming. They're all pretty shitty and they've been known as that their entire lives: those shitty sextuplets. ]}

We are all different... but i assure you there is something special about each of us.

_{[ it's a good thing that he's on text, because his facade is giving out the more he thinks about his family. ]}

[leaderboards]

I'm more worried about the ways you might be the same. If your brothers are all different, one of them might even be useful.

[glitterpants]

_{[ it's weird. They've been called losers their whole life— none of them can even get a girlfriend (except that one time) so being called useless is just.. nothing now. They're all aware of it.
Anyway. The secret's out (it really wasn't a secret) that Karamatsu really cannot do much here with his nature born skill, but he's got a lot of optimistic outlook— his determination is beyond impressive. He can learn. ]}

We may not be useful as a single person, but put us together, and we have a good advantage. What good is one egg when you can have half a dozen?
_{[ GREAT. ........ but one problem with that: he's the only one here. ]}

[leaderboards]

Some people don't like eggs all that much, you know.

[ or at all. but this guy is persistent, she'll give him that. ]

[glitterpants]

Trust me.
I know.

_{[ they grew up together, scamming adults of their money and using their similar appearance to their advantage— for causing mischief. Nobody liked them as kids, nobody likes them as adults. It's no big deal. ]}

Maybe you should give it a try however. ;)

[leaderboards]

I like my protein from other sources, thanks.

[glitterpants]

As long as other sources do not give you indigestion... constipation... I can respect such a choice.
_{[ oh my god.. ]}

Carolina-san, it's been a pleasure, but i do not think i will have to keep my eye on you to protect you.
Unless you want me to.
_{[ horrendous laughter in the distance.. ]}

[leaderboards]

Don't kid yourself. You wouldn't be capable of protecting me even if I needed protecting.

[ which she doesn't, by the sounds of it! ]

[glitterpants]

You..





are absolutely right.
But i would try anyway. :)
_{[ at least he's..... honest... ]}

It not everyday i have a conversation with a "Carolina".. so thank you. You are worth protecting, as a bouquet of roses are, carelessly thrown to the ground in the busy streets.
_{[ it's not everyday anybody carries a conversation with him so.... you know... th...anks? ]}

not a real tag ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[leaderboards]

[ carolina considers, briefly, explaining to him that comparing someone to trash on a street isn't exactly endearing, but that might only encourage him. better, then, to repress this conversation from memory immediately.

let's hope he never messages her again right ]