...[Be prepared to have to listen to the saltiest, hollowest, and most unimpressed voice in the entire star system.]


I do hope all of this is a joke, because if I'm going to be really goddamn critical of this little display of your skills and abilities, I'm going to be counting off the days until you do something stupid and die out there.

No, really.

So list out your actual skills now, or I'll prepare to watch you like a vulture circling a dying calf.