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[glitterpants]

<sub>[ Ending up on a space craft without as much explanation as Karamatsu would have liked (you'll find out quickly he's a wordy one) has undoubtedly sent this (1) NEET into a low-key, anxious fit. His personality and character type isn't fit for a place like this— he has had a hard enough time making a life of his own on Earth, how the hell is he supposed to survive here?
It's a fear that after awhile, he's trying to keep hidden. Nobody can know about it.

It's finally time for him to make his debut to everyone.

He's posed, looking as if he's been practicing (he has) for this moment. He's wearing sunglasses in his quarters, leaning most of his weight on his elbow against the wall and his other hand is on his hip. His communicator is feeding from a distance off, as if it is set on something.
The lighting is dramatic— the composition was impeccable. It was almost as if he was recording himself for a movie picture.

Then, without warning, he begins shitprosing: ]</sub>

Heh.
So divine Fate has brought us all together, hasn't it? It is no problem, as we cannot change the course it has predestined for us. It is for the better that we make the best of it— to love one another with the highest purity— to work together and be cooperative.
I know we can do it. I believe in you.
_{[ He takes a moment to pull out a comb and slick part of his hair back. ]}

My name is Matsuno Karamatsu. I am the second eldest in a litter of sextuplets. I am looking for my beloved, long-lost and long-separated brothers: Osomatsu, Choromatsu, Ichimatsu, Jyushimatsu and Todomatsu, as Mommy would be worried sick to find us all missing but also not all together, either. They should not be hard to fine, ah, as they are all blessed with my handsome face. If you should see one of them, please let them know their dear brother is looking for them.

As for my skills to assist the the best of my ability, I have provided a list for you. I do hope I can do whatever I can for you all as I care for your well-being and our operations at hand! Hmph— I hope you are dazzled and impressed.

_{[ there's a text message following soon after: ]}

MATSUNO KARAMATSU'S SKILLS:
1. MUSICALLY TALENTED: ACOUSTIC GUITAR.
2. DESIGNER: PERFECT FASHION.
3. PROFESSIONAL POETRY.
4. FLOWER ARRANGING.
5. DOOR-OPENER (ALSO DOOR-STOPPER.)
6. GRAVITY CHECKER (FALLING OFF THE ROOF.)
7. TOILER PAPER RE-PLACER.
8. LULLABY SINGER.
9. LOYAL FRIENDSHIPPER.
10. ACTING.
11. CAN CURL TONGUE.
12. CAN DO THE SPLITS.

_{[ as you can see, he's .... really..... struggling to find what he's good at and how he can help since he's a loser, but maybe if he puts a bunch of stuff down, people will think he is awesome. ]}

Comments

[slackbeard]

[a. great distraction and b. kind of hilarious and c. weirdly endearing???]

You're an inspiration and we all thank you.

1.2

[glitterpants]

I am..?

2.2

[glitterpants]

Ah, I meant to say..
Of course I am..!

Thank you, J-Jones-san!

I hope you feel encouraged to also find out the mysteries of this ship, but also the mystery of your very own life.
_{[ ??? ]}

[slackbeard]

You know what? I really do. And you can cut it with the Jones thing-- just call me Jughead.

[glitterpants]

Hmph. Very well, if we are to be so informal with one another, Jughead.
_{[ this sounds like an insult? oh no, he feels guilty.. ]}

Where do you think we should start if we are to multitask so many things?

[slackbeard]

Formalities are for people not stuck in space. [Or maybe it's the opposite?? Heck. He should have watched more scifi.]

Start small. While keeping doors open, use the chance to scope places for info. You never know what you might see that could be relevant to your secret backstory.

[glitterpants]

I see. I hope I am related to somebody famous.
_{[ Like... Elvis, or something. Look, he loves Western culture. ]}

Is that what you do when you think about this stuff?
_{[ man, nobody thinks about this shit. ]}

[slackbeard]

Once you find out about your famous relatives make sure to let us all know. Y'know, for autographs and stuff.

[Now he has to think about this shit so that he can come up with an answer about how much he pretends to think about this! The web of lies grows denser.]

My thought process is complex and impossible to replicate, but yes, basically.

[glitterpants]

_{[ He completely falls for all of it. ]}
Where are you going to start on this journey, then?
_{[ because he has no clue.. ]}

[slackbeard]

Uh.

...gonna keep my options open! You know, walk around. See what's out in the open.

[He has no idea.]

[glitterpants]

That is an excellent idea! I suppose I will, too.
I will let you know anything I find out.
_{[ Important heritage information or otherwise. ]}