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[glitterpants]

<sub>[ Ending up on a space craft without as much explanation as Karamatsu would have liked (you'll find out quickly he's a wordy one) has undoubtedly sent this (1) NEET into a low-key, anxious fit. His personality and character type isn't fit for a place like this— he has had a hard enough time making a life of his own on Earth, how the hell is he supposed to survive here?
It's a fear that after awhile, he's trying to keep hidden. Nobody can know about it.

It's finally time for him to make his debut to everyone.

He's posed, looking as if he's been practicing (he has) for this moment. He's wearing sunglasses in his quarters, leaning most of his weight on his elbow against the wall and his other hand is on his hip. His communicator is feeding from a distance off, as if it is set on something.
The lighting is dramatic— the composition was impeccable. It was almost as if he was recording himself for a movie picture.

Then, without warning, he begins shitprosing: ]</sub>

Heh.
So divine Fate has brought us all together, hasn't it? It is no problem, as we cannot change the course it has predestined for us. It is for the better that we make the best of it— to love one another with the highest purity— to work together and be cooperative.
I know we can do it. I believe in you.
_{[ He takes a moment to pull out a comb and slick part of his hair back. ]}

My name is Matsuno Karamatsu. I am the second eldest in a litter of sextuplets. I am looking for my beloved, long-lost and long-separated brothers: Osomatsu, Choromatsu, Ichimatsu, Jyushimatsu and Todomatsu, as Mommy would be worried sick to find us all missing but also not all together, either. They should not be hard to fine, ah, as they are all blessed with my handsome face. If you should see one of them, please let them know their dear brother is looking for them.

As for my skills to assist the the best of my ability, I have provided a list for you. I do hope I can do whatever I can for you all as I care for your well-being and our operations at hand! Hmph— I hope you are dazzled and impressed.

_{[ there's a text message following soon after: ]}

MATSUNO KARAMATSU'S SKILLS:
1. MUSICALLY TALENTED: ACOUSTIC GUITAR.
2. DESIGNER: PERFECT FASHION.
3. PROFESSIONAL POETRY.
4. FLOWER ARRANGING.
5. DOOR-OPENER (ALSO DOOR-STOPPER.)
6. GRAVITY CHECKER (FALLING OFF THE ROOF.)
7. TOILER PAPER RE-PLACER.
8. LULLABY SINGER.
9. LOYAL FRIENDSHIPPER.
10. ACTING.
11. CAN CURL TONGUE.
12. CAN DO THE SPLITS.

_{[ as you can see, he's .... really..... struggling to find what he's good at and how he can help since he's a loser, but maybe if he puts a bunch of stuff down, people will think he is awesome. ]}

Comments

[glitterpants]

The more I think of it.. it is odd to me that you consider people outside of your blood relatives your family. My family.. we all look the same. Having a brother that does not resemble me is a strange concept.

I understand, though. People who make you the happiest, that you are loyal to, that you would die for. They are family.

_{[ Then, a bit softly: ]}

Thank you for not forgetting me.
_{[ maybe it's just cause he's the only Matsuno brother here.. for now. ]}

They are.. busy with their own lives now. I hope they stay there and become happy.

[sixth]

I'm a soldier. I have been most of my life. You shed enough blood with the same guys you might as well be family.

[ And, well, he's right. Wash would die for his friends. ]

But you know, even though we're in space and a long way from the people we know doesn't mean we can't be happy too.

[ Somehow. Wash is a little unclear about how the whole happiness thing works. ]

[glitterpants]

_{[ That's a little strange. Even though Karamatsu's brothers mistreat him, he feels his happiest with them. ]}

Heh. If you say so.
I think my happiness journey here will be a very long one.
_{[ even though he seems rather cheerful on the camera. ]}

It's always been that way.

[sixth]

[ Wash isn't the foremost expert on happiness either. His life is pretty much misery and trauma 24/7. That tiny shred of optimism ate up his quota for the next... decade. ]

Yeah, I think I know the feeling. Guess we'll just have to make the best of it.

[glitterpants]

Ah, that's true. Though, it shouldn't be difficult if I have more company like you around.
_{[ woah there... easy on the aggressive friendshipping, Karamatsu.
It's true, though. Nobody is ever this pleasant to him. ]}

[sixth]

[ He huffs a little chuckle under his breath. ]

If you say so. [ Wash doesn't think he's all that great, but if someone else does.... Well, it'll be a novel experience. ] You ever need anything, Karamatsu, let me know, okay?

1.2

[glitterpants]

_{[ he's gonna fucking cry.......... nobody has ever really said that to him. ]}
Ah.. what was that? What do you mean?
You're saying... I can talk with you anytime.. I need something?

2.2

[glitterpants]

_{[ OH NOOOO... that's exactly what he meant..! ]}

A—ah, yes, of course— that is what you meant! I am.. highly adaptable in certain situations, but not having my family here.. has really made things confusing!

I will offer the same promise to you too!

[sixth]

[ Wash isn't judging. He doesn't have a limitless fount of support either. Or... well, at all. ]

Any time. Day or night. [ Maybe he'll regret that, but the Reds and Blues interrupt him at all hours to fix their stupid problems. Nothing can be as bad as them. Wash emphasizes that with a tiny smile. ] Promise.

And thank you for the same.