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[glitterpants]

<sub>[ Ending up on a space craft without as much explanation as Karamatsu would have liked (you'll find out quickly he's a wordy one) has undoubtedly sent this (1) NEET into a low-key, anxious fit. His personality and character type isn't fit for a place like this— he has had a hard enough time making a life of his own on Earth, how the hell is he supposed to survive here?
It's a fear that after awhile, he's trying to keep hidden. Nobody can know about it.

It's finally time for him to make his debut to everyone.

He's posed, looking as if he's been practicing (he has) for this moment. He's wearing sunglasses in his quarters, leaning most of his weight on his elbow against the wall and his other hand is on his hip. His communicator is feeding from a distance off, as if it is set on something.
The lighting is dramatic— the composition was impeccable. It was almost as if he was recording himself for a movie picture.

Then, without warning, he begins shitprosing: ]</sub>

Heh.
So divine Fate has brought us all together, hasn't it? It is no problem, as we cannot change the course it has predestined for us. It is for the better that we make the best of it— to love one another with the highest purity— to work together and be cooperative.
I know we can do it. I believe in you.
_{[ He takes a moment to pull out a comb and slick part of his hair back. ]}

My name is Matsuno Karamatsu. I am the second eldest in a litter of sextuplets. I am looking for my beloved, long-lost and long-separated brothers: Osomatsu, Choromatsu, Ichimatsu, Jyushimatsu and Todomatsu, as Mommy would be worried sick to find us all missing but also not all together, either. They should not be hard to fine, ah, as they are all blessed with my handsome face. If you should see one of them, please let them know their dear brother is looking for them.

As for my skills to assist the the best of my ability, I have provided a list for you. I do hope I can do whatever I can for you all as I care for your well-being and our operations at hand! Hmph— I hope you are dazzled and impressed.

_{[ there's a text message following soon after: ]}

MATSUNO KARAMATSU'S SKILLS:
1. MUSICALLY TALENTED: ACOUSTIC GUITAR.
2. DESIGNER: PERFECT FASHION.
3. PROFESSIONAL POETRY.
4. FLOWER ARRANGING.
5. DOOR-OPENER (ALSO DOOR-STOPPER.)
6. GRAVITY CHECKER (FALLING OFF THE ROOF.)
7. TOILER PAPER RE-PLACER.
8. LULLABY SINGER.
9. LOYAL FRIENDSHIPPER.
10. ACTING.
11. CAN CURL TONGUE.
12. CAN DO THE SPLITS.

_{[ as you can see, he's .... really..... struggling to find what he's good at and how he can help since he's a loser, but maybe if he puts a bunch of stuff down, people will think he is awesome. ]}

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[indigo5a]

[ Assist whom? Shaw doesn't understand why that would be the first thing someone would ask upon being shoved through a space anomaly against their will. She sighs. ]

No one has been in a situation like this before.

[glitterpants]

_{[ She doesn't see it, now, but there's a shift in his behavior.
He sounds sincere: ]}

Which is why I want to help.
_{[ there's no detail he goes into— what he means by help, but it's the thought that counts, so they say. ]}

[indigo5a]

[ Maybe this guy isn't such a dumbass, after all. He probably should have led off on this foot, rather than the stupidity he posted in the first place.

Unfortunately, there's not a whole lot of help that anyone can provide. Unless you know something about space anomalies. ]

Keep your eyes and ears open. Maybe you'll pick up something useful.

[ The welcoming crew didn't have any helpful information when Shaw arrived. But that doesn't mean there's nothing out there to be known. ]

[glitterpants]

_{[ Well, not exactly. He's a dumbass, but he's a determined little dumbass.
There's a relaxed tone to his voice once more— he's really trying to smooth talk. ]}

Ah— don't you worry, thorny rose. I am willing to learn all sorts of things.
That is, of course, is anybody is willing to teach.

_{[ what.. is he getting at here.. ]}

[indigo5a]

[ Thorny rose. Thorny. Rose. If you feel something cold running down your neck, it's because she's staring daggers through the comm. Not that you can see her face, but maybe you can sense it from the low grr.. you can hear through the comm. You should've stopped while you were a head, buddy. ]

Oh I'll teach you. How to throw yourself out of an airlock.

[glitterpants]

_{[ a h.....
His expression falls, and there's a hint of nervousness in his typically cheerful voice. ]}

I'm.. certain I would catch on just fine, even though I have never done anything like that before.

[indigo5a]

[ He were doing so well, too. Shaw thinks if he manages to rein in his absurdity and ridiculousness, she might not have to follow through on any of those threats. (Anyway, it seems like a bother). ]

Try not to be cute. You'll live longer.

[glitterpants]

_{[ If Shaw thinks that, she's absolutely right. Karamatsu has a habit of dying (he's from a gag anime, what do you expect.)
Though, he still sounds hesitant, there's a hint of cockiness in his voice. ]}

Ah.. is that concern you're showing for me?
_{[ please no... stop.. ]}

[indigo5a]

[ You might hear her disgruntled sigh.

Interpret that as you will. ]

Bye.