ᴍᴀᴛsᴜɴᴏ sʜɪᴛᴛʏᴍᴀᴛsᴜ (松野 カラ松) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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eluvio2017-01-07 07:24 pm
glitterpants) wrote in eluvio2017-01-07 07:24 pm
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[ Ending up on a space craft without as much explanation as Karamatsu would have liked (you'll find out quickly he's a wordy one) has undoubtedly sent this (1) NEET into a low-key, anxious fit. His personality and character type isn't fit for a place like this— he has had a hard enough time making a life of his own on Earth, how the hell is he supposed to survive here?
It's a fear that after awhile, he's trying to keep hidden. Nobody can know about it.
It's finally time for him to make his debut to everyone.
He's posed, looking as if he's been practicing (he has) for this moment. He's wearing sunglasses in his quarters, leaning most of his weight on his elbow against the wall and his other hand is on his hip. His communicator is feeding from a distance off, as if it is set on something.
The lighting is dramatic— the composition was impeccable. It was almost as if he was recording himself for a movie picture.
Then, without warning, he begins shitprosing: ]
Heh.
So divine Fate has brought us all together, hasn't it? It is no problem, as we cannot change the course it has predestined for us. It is for the better that we make the best of it— to love one another with the highest purity— to work together and be cooperative.
I know we can do it. I believe in you.
[ He takes a moment to pull out a comb and slick part of his hair back. ]
My name is Matsuno Karamatsu. I am the second eldest in a litter of sextuplets. I am looking for my beloved, long-lost and long-separated brothers: Osomatsu, Choromatsu, Ichimatsu, Jyushimatsu and Todomatsu, as Mommy would be worried sick to find us all missing but also not all together, either. They should not be hard to fine, ah, as they are all blessed with my handsome face. If you should see one of them, please let them know their dear brother is looking for them.
As for my skills to assist the the best of my ability, I have provided a list for you. I do hope I can do whatever I can for you all as I care for your well-being and our operations at hand! Hmph— I hope you are dazzled and impressed.
[ there's a text message following soon after: ]
MATSUNO KARAMATSU'S SKILLS:
1. MUSICALLY TALENTED: ACOUSTIC GUITAR.
2. DESIGNER: PERFECT FASHION.
3. PROFESSIONAL POETRY.
4. FLOWER ARRANGING.
5. DOOR-OPENER (ALSO DOOR-STOPPER.)
6. GRAVITY CHECKER (FALLING OFF THE ROOF.)
7. TOILER PAPER RE-PLACER.
8. LULLABY SINGER.
9. LOYAL FRIENDSHIPPER.
10. ACTING.
11. CAN CURL TONGUE.
12. CAN DO THE SPLITS.
[ as you can see, he's .... really..... struggling to find what he's good at and how he can help since he's a loser, but maybe if he puts a bunch of stuff down, people will think he is awesome. ]
It's a fear that after awhile, he's trying to keep hidden. Nobody can know about it.
It's finally time for him to make his debut to everyone.
He's posed, looking as if he's been practicing (he has) for this moment. He's wearing sunglasses in his quarters, leaning most of his weight on his elbow against the wall and his other hand is on his hip. His communicator is feeding from a distance off, as if it is set on something.
The lighting is dramatic— the composition was impeccable. It was almost as if he was recording himself for a movie picture.
Then, without warning, he begins shitprosing: ]
Heh.
So divine Fate has brought us all together, hasn't it? It is no problem, as we cannot change the course it has predestined for us. It is for the better that we make the best of it— to love one another with the highest purity— to work together and be cooperative.
I know we can do it. I believe in you.
[ He takes a moment to pull out a comb and slick part of his hair back. ]
My name is Matsuno Karamatsu. I am the second eldest in a litter of sextuplets. I am looking for my beloved, long-lost and long-separated brothers: Osomatsu, Choromatsu, Ichimatsu, Jyushimatsu and Todomatsu, as Mommy would be worried sick to find us all missing but also not all together, either. They should not be hard to fine, ah, as they are all blessed with my handsome face. If you should see one of them, please let them know their dear brother is looking for them.
As for my skills to assist the the best of my ability, I have provided a list for you. I do hope I can do whatever I can for you all as I care for your well-being and our operations at hand! Hmph— I hope you are dazzled and impressed.
[ there's a text message following soon after: ]
MATSUNO KARAMATSU'S SKILLS:
1. MUSICALLY TALENTED: ACOUSTIC GUITAR.
2. DESIGNER: PERFECT FASHION.
3. PROFESSIONAL POETRY.
4. FLOWER ARRANGING.
5. DOOR-OPENER (ALSO DOOR-STOPPER.)
6. GRAVITY CHECKER (FALLING OFF THE ROOF.)
7. TOILER PAPER RE-PLACER.
8. LULLABY SINGER.
9. LOYAL FRIENDSHIPPER.
10. ACTING.
11. CAN CURL TONGUE.
12. CAN DO THE SPLITS.
[ as you can see, he's .... really..... struggling to find what he's good at and how he can help since he's a loser, but maybe if he puts a bunch of stuff down, people will think he is awesome. ]
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(is this just a list of all of their preferences..............)
If it's something cowboys use, though, (leaning against the display case, i wish she wasn't so slick but she's way too slick... pointing down at a couple of cute revolvers with an interesting light strip — must fire small plasma rounds, might be more prolific than something with bullets if it's rechargeable.)
How about this? ... Actually, these are kinda nice. (i guess this is their lucky day.)
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Karamatsu perks up at what she is gesturing at, lips pursing slightly with interest. Ah, well. That is.. okay. That is fine. Especially if she suggests it. He's a lost puppy and he'll follow anyone who gives him positive attention. If she wants that gun and finds it cute, sure, he'll follow suite. ]
Yes, I do believe something like that would be sufficient! Though, I must admit that I have never handled something like that before.
[ then a sly look.. ]
Surely you can handle teaching me, couldn't you, sweet rose?
[ nooo stop.. ]
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a glance to the guns.
a glance to karamatsu.)
Do I look like a teacher to you? Find someone who's got the time for that, I'm all about leaving you to fend for yourself and gain some more skill on your own. Y'know, like a baby bird. (a sharp lean in, nose an inch from his.) You can handle that, right?
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It's a good thing she gets as close as she does, otherwise he might have said that. Karamatsu has a horrible way of flirting and trying too hard to look smooth, but the second something like this happens, he just gets weak at the knees.
But god. ]
A.. Absolutely!
[ oh his voice jumped an octave again... ]
Ah, and I will grow into a strong bird, and sing a lovely song for you..!
[ still is able to get that painful phase out.. apparently.. ]
...but also kill prey for you, as a hawk would!
[ he's easily persuaded .. you just need the right leverage to completely manipulate him and Sombra has got it just by being a really hot girl. ]
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Don't sound so quick to give up what so many would want back, if given the chance. If you're good at singing, do that, but don't feel the need to stick your fingers in too many pies. 'Kay?
(before letting him go with a smile, motioning to the vendor. these two guns, a glass-tapping finger seems to demand.)
But if you reeeally wanna do something for me... Watch my back. Can you handle that?
(never can hurt to have an extra pair of eyes.)
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He does grumble and rub his nose once she lets him go, but nods dumbly at everything she says cause he's a useless piece of trash that has no concept of following his own direction and lead. Watch your back? Sure. Yeah.
He thinks she'll do something cool, so he actually takes one step back to give her space. ]