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[doxing]

Getting comfortable, folks? I hope you're happy with the jobs you've been given at our raunchy local businesses ... I have some information coming your way next month with my first report for Backdoor Entry, you might be interested -

Do you want a sneak peek?

CAUGHT RED-HANDED
Bloody New Arrival Found with Foreign Contaminant on Clothes, Claims "It's Not Mine!"

PERVERSE ACTIVITY FORCING ELUVIO TO "HOLD IT IN"
Local Lavatory Expert Spotted Leaving Men's Washroom After Disturbing Sounds Overheard!

ELUVIO BOASTS STATE OF THE ART REVIVAL TECHNOLOGY
Unwilling Source States "Dead Back Home", the Impossible is Possible!

Let me know what you think since I'm open for suggestions ... Lately, have you seen anything downright dirty, delicious, or diabolical? Dish out the gossip and you'll get a nice reward

Hasta luego readers

Comments

un: phillip

[canadese]

What is the purpose of this information?

[doxing]

They serve as pretty nice warnings don't you think?

I'm painting a picture here amigo

[canadese]

Considering you dont include any details or names no they don't .

[doxing]

Now now don't get too hasty ... Those are coming in the main article

Do you want me to forward a copy to you once it's published?

1/2

[canadese]

[Reconnaissance.]

yes

un: longshot

[andreios]

Resurrection technology isn't impossible.

[doxing]

That's the headline, longshot

I take it you've got something fancy like that on your side of things ...

[andreios]

Yeah. I was one of the people who created it.

[doxing]

Could we ever use that tech back on Earth ... But beggars can't be choosers

You must be a nail someone hasn't hammered down yet, since big companies wouldn't rather put a pricetag on your kind of intelligence -

Am I right?

( un: ur worst nightmare... jk still maine )

[rumbling]

so, stalker was right.

[doxing]

What can I say? I think you guys are real interesting

More importantly the info's a leg up for the team ... Even though it'd be foolish to rely on it

[rumbling]

how do you figure?
what's foolish is thinking it's a possible failsafe.

[doxing]

As a failsafe ... definitely. But some people might rely too heavily on it and I've heard of that kind of thing happening before

Get too comfortable with something and it'll come back to bite you in the ass

un: washington

[sixth]

Who's your unwilling source?

[doxing]

Now I am a reporter for a really shit gossip mag ... But rule numero uno about sources is - you guessed it:

Don't reveal them ;)

[sixth]

Hate to break it to you but revealing shady secrets is what I do.

[doxing]

And I'm sure you're very good at it amigo

(sarcasm dropping harder than the bass)

I don't suppose that's your assigned job on the Eluvio huh? If we're coworkers, I'd love to chat

un: v-nikiforov

[genice]

Think you'll ever do feel good fluff pieces?

( Who cares about the gossip, find something sweet to say HIS PRIORITIES ARE FINE, THANKS )

Or even investigative journalism? The gossip I've heard isn't all that sassy. "We used to assign people to work based on skills they had, but it went terribly." "No one ever goes home through the anomalies." "People leave, but it's by choice to move to a station, another ship, or stay behind on a planet. There's always dying too, I guess."

See? Not so good for a gossip magazine.

( Pointedly spreading around what he's been learning regardless. EMBRACE THE BS. )

[doxing]

Fluff pieces don't get people talking and that's how reporters get successful at their jobs

Thanks for the pro tips though Nikiforov ... I'm sure knowing that we can't go home will really lighten the mood on board, while learning that your neighbour's wife is having an affair with the poolboy could be a nice distraction

[genice]

There are lots of happy people on board! Or content people at least. They're just not the few of us.

Sure, sure, and here I'm still amazed there are pools for people to poolboy for in space.

[doxing]

It seems like our first conversation was an uninformed one ... The petition for a rink is a great idea after all

(credit where credit's due: to herself. she was really joking the first time, but WHATEVER WORKS.)

You don't sound too worried about our situation

un: NEKOMARU!!!NIDAI!!!

[nodyinteam]

[He pauses for a moment, just silently looking at the bit about revival technology before he moves on.]

LOL

Sounds like I've made the headlines already. But I'll have you know that I did what I did for the good of everyone here! It's all about building a better bathroom!

[doxing]

I knew you'd like that ... Gotta get the word out so people start cleaning up after themselves in fear, right?

I still can't believe you're digging this job -

Are you sure you're not a janitor back home?

[nodyinteam]

There's no reason to fear! But as long as you respect the bathroom, it will respect you!

I assure you I'm no janitor. But I see nothing wrong with the profession! If there was a sport based around janitorial conduct, I would gladly work with them!

[doxing]

So you're a big sports fan, huh ... What game?