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[doxing]

Getting comfortable, folks? I hope you're happy with the jobs you've been given at our raunchy local businesses ... I have some information coming your way next month with my first report for Backdoor Entry, you might be interested -

Do you want a sneak peek?

CAUGHT RED-HANDED
Bloody New Arrival Found with Foreign Contaminant on Clothes, Claims "It's Not Mine!"

PERVERSE ACTIVITY FORCING ELUVIO TO "HOLD IT IN"
Local Lavatory Expert Spotted Leaving Men's Washroom After Disturbing Sounds Overheard!

ELUVIO BOASTS STATE OF THE ART REVIVAL TECHNOLOGY
Unwilling Source States "Dead Back Home", the Impossible is Possible!

Let me know what you think since I'm open for suggestions ... Lately, have you seen anything downright dirty, delicious, or diabolical? Dish out the gossip and you'll get a nice reward

Hasta luego readers

Comments

[andreios]

We created it on Earth. The original one.

They tried to hammer me down. It didn't take.

You happen to see the resurrection facilities here?

un: phillip

[canadese]

[hold the phone what the fuck]

please excuse me for interrupting but what time period of Earth are you from????

[andreios]

[ Welcome to the fun and excitement of talking to Cylons!!! ]

I'd know how to answer that. Earth was destroyed. Thousands of years later, the remainder of the human race found a similar planet and decided to call it Earth in memory of the one that was lost.

[canadese]

[WHAT. WHAT???]

Would you be able to identify the region of space where these Earths were located ??

[andreios]

The coordinates? Sure.

The Colonial coordinates for the original is 435.7.284. The new one is 1123.6536.5321.

[canadese]

[He has no idea what those mean or their relation to the Earth he knows or this ship, but he can at least tell they're pretty far apart.]

thank you for the information

[andreios]

Sure. No problem.

[doxing]

(watching the responses trickle in, as well as the other folks making friendly, and she smiles.

good, get to know each other.)

I haven't found them, but you can be sure I'll update when I do

At that time ... Should I contact you? I might need an expert to take a look and you're a very convenient encounter

[andreios]

Yeah. I'd appreciate it if you would. I want to see what we're dealing with.

[doxing]

The floor's yours, when I get a location ... Sleuthing is something of a speciality

Earth getting destroyed doesn't surprise me, but how did it all end? Robot infestation?

[andreios]

Thanks.

That actually pretty close to what happened. The lessons of the past weren't learned. Humans and machines went to war once. Then machines created their own artificial intelligence, enslaved it, and it rebelled.

[doxing]

That's because it's currently happening ... Really all of what you're saying is an ongoing issue in the form of the "Omnic Crisis". Even though the worst of the attacks happened decades ago, it's still going down in Russia

"Smart" wasn't enough for humankind - we had to go make them smarter

It's funny that you never realize watching a movie about that kind of thing could be a glimpse into the future

[genice]

Wait, what's happening in the Russia you know?

[doxing]

The second wave of the Omnic Crisis is happening ... The machines are and have been at war with Russia for a very long time Vic

(if she was saying it in person, it'd have some degree of caution to it. if there's someone who knows the feeling of having their people and their homes annihilated by the omnics, it's her. she can't just forget; she can't leave it well enough alone.)

It's a bad situation

[genice]

I won't say I understand, because I don't. Not really. How have...

It's a bad situation. How has Russia held up under the ongoing fighting? How has any country been faring?

[doxing]

Lol Russians are too thick-skinned and stubborn to give up under the stresses of war, you should know that already

It's grim no matter how you look at it but it could be worse ...

(like, say, the current public leader katya volskaya making shady deals with omnics under the table. that would be worse. thankfully she has tact and that is her secret to bear.)

[andreios]

I'm sorry to hear that. I'd try to offer some advice, but I doubt it'd do much good here. And what do I know? My people weren't the best at learning from their mistakes either.

You have movies of this happening?

[doxing]

Tons of robopocalypse kind of movies -.

People thought they were entertaining before the machines started their uprising ... Now no one watches those any more

Earth's prideful enough not to ask for help anyway. You can save it for people who are still in the process of screwing their own world up

[andreios]

We never had those. I think everyone was too afraid to invite further conflict by trying to make fictional accounts of it.

Have you ever met any of those machines? The real ones.

[doxing]

I used to work with some of them

un: v-nikiforov

[genice]

The more you say about your time, the stranger things sound. I didn't ask before, but what reasons have you heard for why Earth went to war with itself?

[andreios]

Our creations rebelled. Both sides destroyed each other.

[genice]

When you say "creations," what does that mean?

[andreios]

Artificial intelligence. Machines.

[genice]

( Why does everything sound increasingly more science fiction all the time? )

Wow, so there was a point where things got that bad.