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[doxing]

Getting comfortable, folks? I hope you're happy with the jobs you've been given at our raunchy local businesses ... I have some information coming your way next month with my first report for Backdoor Entry, you might be interested -

Do you want a sneak peek?

CAUGHT RED-HANDED
Bloody New Arrival Found with Foreign Contaminant on Clothes, Claims "It's Not Mine!"

PERVERSE ACTIVITY FORCING ELUVIO TO "HOLD IT IN"
Local Lavatory Expert Spotted Leaving Men's Washroom After Disturbing Sounds Overheard!

ELUVIO BOASTS STATE OF THE ART REVIVAL TECHNOLOGY
Unwilling Source States "Dead Back Home", the Impossible is Possible!

Let me know what you think since I'm open for suggestions ... Lately, have you seen anything downright dirty, delicious, or diabolical? Dish out the gossip and you'll get a nice reward

Hasta luego readers

Comments

un: phillip

[canadese]

What is the purpose of this information?

un: longshot

[andreios]

Resurrection technology isn't impossible.

( un: ur worst nightmare... jk still maine )

[rumbling]

so, stalker was right.

un: washington

[sixth]

Who's your unwilling source?

un: v-nikiforov

[genice]

Think you'll ever do feel good fluff pieces?

( Who cares about the gossip, find something sweet to say HIS PRIORITIES ARE FINE, THANKS )

Or even investigative journalism? The gossip I've heard isn't all that sassy. "We used to assign people to work based on skills they had, but it went terribly." "No one ever goes home through the anomalies." "People leave, but it's by choice to move to a station, another ship, or stay behind on a planet. There's always dying too, I guess."

See? Not so good for a gossip magazine.

( Pointedly spreading around what he's been learning regardless. EMBRACE THE BS. )

un: NEKOMARU!!!NIDAI!!!

[nodyinteam]

[He pauses for a moment, just silently looking at the bit about revival technology before he moves on.]

LOL

Sounds like I've made the headlines already. But I'll have you know that I did what I did for the good of everyone here! It's all about building a better bathroom!