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[doxing]

Getting comfortable, folks? I hope you're happy with the jobs you've been given at our raunchy local businesses ... I have some information coming your way next month with my first report for Backdoor Entry, you might be interested -

Do you want a sneak peek?

CAUGHT RED-HANDED
Bloody New Arrival Found with Foreign Contaminant on Clothes, Claims "It's Not Mine!"

PERVERSE ACTIVITY FORCING ELUVIO TO "HOLD IT IN"
Local Lavatory Expert Spotted Leaving Men's Washroom After Disturbing Sounds Overheard!

ELUVIO BOASTS STATE OF THE ART REVIVAL TECHNOLOGY
Unwilling Source States "Dead Back Home", the Impossible is Possible!

Let me know what you think since I'm open for suggestions ... Lately, have you seen anything downright dirty, delicious, or diabolical? Dish out the gossip and you'll get a nice reward

Hasta luego readers

Comments

[doxing]

Maybe they were short on staff

(HA)

[canadese]

[pls]

are you making a joke

[doxing]

At risk of you butchering it with overanalyses? Yes I am ;)

[canadese]

i have heard much better jokes

[doxing]

Wasn't shooting for a new record there amigo

[canadese]

you dont seem very distressed to be here

[doxing]

Like I said ... It's an inconvenience. An interesting one though

I've never been off-planet and I never thought I wanted to be. Too many things on the ground keeping me busy. No time to look at the stars

[canadese]

you dont miss the ground ?

[How could anyone not?]

[doxing]

Don't get me wrong. I'd far rather be on the ground

But with new places there's new info ... And knowledge is power Phil

[canadese]

Phil ?

[doxing]

Phillip ... That is your name isn't it?

Surely you haven't forgotten your own name

[canadese]

why does everyone insist on shortening my name in these fashions

[doxing]

It's what friends do

[canadese]

we are not friends i dont even know your name

[doxing]

You can be friends without knowing someone's name ... It's a skill of mine

Mi nombre es Sombra -

Nice to meet you Phil

[canadese]

that is spanish . you are from earth?

[doxing]

That's right. Mexico.

. Surprised to see so many earthlings hanging around?

[canadese]

there is certainly a disproportionate amount of them

[doxing]

So where are you from?

[canadese]

i am from the andalite homeworld

[(adjusts glasses) You've probably never heard of it.]

[doxing]

Ohhhhh the Andalite homeworld. No way

(JK LOL)

[canadese]

[THEY'VE HEARD OF ANDALITES THIS IS NOT A DRILL]

if you know of andalites then you are from the earth i know

[Wait, then why haven't they heard of him? Maybe humans don't pay as much attention to famous nonhumans. That makes some sense, And Yet.]

do you know the animorphs [♪ who live on Drury Lane ♫]

[doxing]

(ani...morphs. what is this harry potter bullshit???)

The name sounds lamer than I remember

(SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER AT ALL BC SHE'S A FILTHY LIAR)

The furry squad right?

[canadese]

you are very cavalier about a group that saved your planet from the yeerks

[The stupid names keep on coming.]

[doxing]

Want a medal?