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░░░░░░ ([personal profile] doxing) wrote in [community profile] eluvio2016-12-15 11:50 am

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Getting comfortable, folks? I hope you're happy with the jobs you've been given at our raunchy local businesses ... I have some information coming your way next month with my first report for Backdoor Entry, you might be interested -

Do you want a sneak peek?
CAUGHT RED-HANDED
Bloody New Arrival Found with Foreign Contaminant on Clothes, Claims "It's Not Mine!"

PERVERSE ACTIVITY FORCING ELUVIO TO "HOLD IT IN"
Local Lavatory Expert Spotted Leaving Men's Washroom After Disturbing Sounds Overheard!

ELUVIO BOASTS STATE OF THE ART REVIVAL TECHNOLOGY
Unwilling Source States "Dead Back Home", the Impossible is Possible!
Let me know what you think since I'm open for suggestions ... Lately, have you seen anything downright dirty, delicious, or diabolical? Dish out the gossip and you'll get a nice reward

Hasta luego readers
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[personal profile] sixth 2016-12-19 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
If the rest of us showed up here, it'd be a shitshow.
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[personal profile] sixth 2016-12-20 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess so. I've met worse idiots.

They'd probably crash the ship if they were here.
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[personal profile] sixth 2016-12-21 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Me too. Let's keep hoping it lasts.
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[personal profile] sixth 2016-12-22 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know if I believe in coincidence.

I had another name once. But that guy's dead. Most people call me Wash. Less syllables, I guess.
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[personal profile] sixth 2016-12-23 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice to meet you.

You really investigating what's going on on this ship?
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[personal profile] sixth 2017-01-02 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Sounds like a good plan. I'll let you get to it.