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[doxing]

Getting comfortable, folks? I hope you're happy with the jobs you've been given at our raunchy local businesses ... I have some information coming your way next month with my first report for Backdoor Entry, you might be interested -

Do you want a sneak peek?

CAUGHT RED-HANDED
Bloody New Arrival Found with Foreign Contaminant on Clothes, Claims "It's Not Mine!"

PERVERSE ACTIVITY FORCING ELUVIO TO "HOLD IT IN"
Local Lavatory Expert Spotted Leaving Men's Washroom After Disturbing Sounds Overheard!

ELUVIO BOASTS STATE OF THE ART REVIVAL TECHNOLOGY
Unwilling Source States "Dead Back Home", the Impossible is Possible!

Let me know what you think since I'm open for suggestions ... Lately, have you seen anything downright dirty, delicious, or diabolical? Dish out the gossip and you'll get a nice reward

Hasta luego readers

Comments

[doxing]

What can I say? I think you guys are real interesting

More importantly the info's a leg up for the team ... Even though it'd be foolish to rely on it

[rumbling]

how do you figure?
what's foolish is thinking it's a possible failsafe.

[doxing]

As a failsafe ... definitely. But some people might rely too heavily on it and I've heard of that kind of thing happening before

Get too comfortable with something and it'll come back to bite you in the ass

[rumbling]

advice you might want to remember.

[doxing]

Oh I know it better than most ... I'm just doing my job padre de los patos

(the translation scrawls beneath it, "father of ducks". she called you a duck daddy.)

No harm no fowl

[rumbling]

[ ....................omg. WOW. He hates her so much. So much. ]

you're not as funny as you seem to think you are.

[doxing]

(TITTERS)

I'm pretty damn funny Maine. You just have a bad sense of humour

[rumbling]

my sense of humor is just fine.
i'll be happy to show it to you sometime.

[doxing]

Are you threatening me? Don't be like that

I'm smart enough not to attend your brand of comedy show ... I like my funny bones intact ;)

[rumbling]

we'll cross paths eventually.

[doxing]

We will. I'll bring you some more bread crumbs

[rumbling]

yeah. i'll see you around, rosa.