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[doxing]

Getting comfortable, folks? I hope you're happy with the jobs you've been given at our raunchy local businesses ... I have some information coming your way next month with my first report for Backdoor Entry, you might be interested -

Do you want a sneak peek?

CAUGHT RED-HANDED
Bloody New Arrival Found with Foreign Contaminant on Clothes, Claims "It's Not Mine!"

PERVERSE ACTIVITY FORCING ELUVIO TO "HOLD IT IN"
Local Lavatory Expert Spotted Leaving Men's Washroom After Disturbing Sounds Overheard!

ELUVIO BOASTS STATE OF THE ART REVIVAL TECHNOLOGY
Unwilling Source States "Dead Back Home", the Impossible is Possible!

Let me know what you think since I'm open for suggestions ... Lately, have you seen anything downright dirty, delicious, or diabolical? Dish out the gossip and you'll get a nice reward

Hasta luego readers

Comments

un: NEKOMARU!!!NIDAI!!!

[nodyinteam]

[He pauses for a moment, just silently looking at the bit about revival technology before he moves on.]

LOL

Sounds like I've made the headlines already. But I'll have you know that I did what I did for the good of everyone here! It's all about building a better bathroom!

[doxing]

I knew you'd like that ... Gotta get the word out so people start cleaning up after themselves in fear, right?

I still can't believe you're digging this job -

Are you sure you're not a janitor back home?

[nodyinteam]

There's no reason to fear! But as long as you respect the bathroom, it will respect you!

I assure you I'm no janitor. But I see nothing wrong with the profession! If there was a sport based around janitorial conduct, I would gladly work with them!

[doxing]

So you're a big sports fan, huh ... What game?

[nodyinteam]

Every game! And I'm not just a fan. I'm a Super High School Level Team Manager!

[doxing]

(you are the most ridiculous man she's met so far and that is impressive. BE PROUD.)

...

How are you in high school

[nodyinteam]

That's just where I belong right now! And I've been accepted to a school that's renowned for raising those with talent. Haven't you ever heard of Hope's Peak Academy?

[doxing]

No, but it sounds like a convent so I'm not surprised

Seriously though amigo ... How are you only high school aged? Who put protein powder in your baby food?

[nodyinteam]

LOL, you wish!

I look a littler older than I am, don't I? I may be young, but I've already been working with countless young athletes and carefully monitoring my diet! As I threw myself into various sports, my body became pretty tough before I knew it!

I guess that there was some protein powder involved : P

[doxing]

...

(help me lord, why do i think this idiot is hilarious... everyone says you work in mysterious ways, but i think you're just a bully.)

No shit lol. So how do you fit all of those different teams into your schedule?

Are you slacking in class ... ;)

[nodyinteam]

I guess you figured out my little secret LMAOW

FYI it's not like I coach them all at once! It's kinda revolved over time, and depending on which sports are in season.

But you're still right that it takes away from class time. I've been far from an exemplary student, even with my NEKOMARU NIDAI CRAM HOURS. It's one of my greatest shames as a man. Except that I don't regret it too much. At the end of the day, it's sports and not academia that are my true passion!

[doxing]

School won't do much for you if it's sports you wanna pursue ... They try to convince you of that garbage early but I wouldn't listen to them. There are far greater sins in life

You could lose everything -

How applicable is school then?

[nodyinteam]

School is still a useful vehicle for aspiring athletes and for team managers like myself!

And it helps that the one I was supposed to start attending isn't any old school. It's Hope's Peak Academy!

[He's still expecting people to already know the school's reputation...]

[doxing]

You keep saying that like everyone's gonna know which school that is ... But you're not going to get any hits

What's so special about "Hope's Peak" that you'd rave about it?

[nodyinteam]

You'd think someone up here would know about it! : (

Okay, well if you gotta know, I'll tell ya! It's a special school in Japan that takes in only the most talented of students. Each student receives a Super High School Level rank based on their talents, and students that graduate are said to be set for life!

[doxing]

What about the people who can't attain "super high school level" ranks? Do they just get kicked out?

[nodyinteam]

They don't get invited to attend to begin with. We're scouted and our talent is determined beforehand, and then we're asked to attend Hope's Peak! But, I've also heard that there's a Reserve Course that those people without clear talent can attend.

[doxing]

Sounds like a school for rich kids

Must be nice

[nodyinteam]

Actually, anyone with talent gets a free ride from the school. But I hear that the Reserve Course costs an arm and a leg.

It's supposed to be nice. Maybe someday I'll find out!

[doxing]

Non-profit? That's strange

[nodyinteam]

Well, the school rakes in the money from the Reserve students. And I bet they have money coming in from other avenues. But I never really looked much into it before.

[doxing]

Here's some advice niño ... You should start to

If it's a private school it's a private business and they're liable to fuck the little man over. Do your homework and nothing goes wrong. Then again ... You didn't spend any money to get there did you?

[nodyinteam]

Right, I didn't have to spend any money.

But if I get that area alive and that school is still running, then you can be that I'll be keeping my eye on it!

[doxing]

That's the spirit