TEXT, UN: GEKOKUJOU

[liquidate]

i've been reading up on the outer space

(he hasn't read anything.)

bajikan is cool and their weird food's good, but i was looking forward to seeing stars...
where are they, behind that big fire planet blinding everybody???
that thing's overkill if you ask me
we've even been passing a bunch of ugly rocks and i haven't seen one that twinkles at me yet
clearly this is impossible, because there are so many stars in the sky and you think we'd pass by at least one by now?!
these books i've been slaving over are all liars

(he hasn't read anything.)

does anyone know how long i have to wait?
we've gotta be reaching the inner space soon and i don't want to miss them
get back to me quickly
suigetsu, out!

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TEXT, UN: REAPER

[hellshot]

[Oh my god what is wrong with you.]

...You do realise that that 'big fire planet' *is* a star.

That's what stars look like when you're closer to them, dumbass.

[liquidate]

reaper, you didn't die yet??
and that's a sun hahahha don't try to one-up me on this one

TEXT, UN: REAPER

[hellshot]

...

Are you trying to kill me off in some fantasy of yours? Fuck off, of course I didn't die yet.

And the sun is a star. Just one hellishly close to the planet.

[liquidate]

i wouldn't kill you off in a fantasy, how boring would that be?
i'm glad you're alive, i can return your blanket

(god that sounds wrong. quick, reaper, hope no one notices.............)

okay but, hypothetically, if the sun was a star
why aren't there more of them???
there are hundreds in the sky!

(trillions*)

gotcha

[hellshot]

[He's already tired of talking to you and it's not even been five minutes. He can hear Suigetsu's voice in every word he writes--he can feel a headache developing.]

Amazing, you're going to have the decency to bring it back after you stole it.

[NOONE BEST GET THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT THIS, HE'S FIXING IT AS QUICK AS HE CAN.]

...There are more than hundreds. And the reason they look like dots is because they're so damn far away. When you get close to them, they all look like the sun. They're not all clustered up because they have gravitational forces that keep them apart, or they'd just fucking crash into each other and explode.

[liquidate]

(...)

ya whatever, you're the one who wanted me to put on clothes and leave so it's your own fault

do you have gravitational forces?
why don't all your gross bits crash into each other and explode?

[hellshot]

[Take your time figuring it out, Suigetsu. He's already got a vague idea of how much brain power you have.]

A more decent man would have left it behind. You know. In the house where it originally belongs.

...

And no, I don't have gravitational forces. Do you even know what gravity is?

1/3

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a more decent man wouldn't have shot a hole into your coffee table hahahaha

2/3

[liquidate]

(wait, that was him...)

3/3

[liquidate]

I KNOW WHAT GRAVITY IS!!!!!!!

[hellshot]

Ah. Thanks for reminding me. You'll be paying for that hole in my coffee table, if you're so keen on bringing it up.

[A pause...]

Oh, you know what it is? Good. Then I don't have to explain to you why it's idiotic to ask if I have a gravitational pull.

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i don't have any money, so i guess i could buy you an ice cream...

well you're kept together by gravity too aren't you?
like me?
aren't you made of tiny metal bits?
i bet i could beat you with a fridge magnet hahahaha

[hellshot]

If you don't have any money, how are you going to buy me ice cream.

[You're killin me smalls]

Gravity has something to do with it, I found out recently, yes.

But I don't have my own pull. Otherwise, people would constantly fucking stick to me.

...

And you couldn't do shit with a magnet. That's like suggesting that I could beat you with a sponge.

[liquidate]

i mean steal but i didn't wanna tell you
why do you have to keep outing me like this????

anyway, sponges are pretty absorbent but you'd need a lot of them hahahahaha
squeeze me out afterwards and i'll try anything once

[hellshot]

You should try making it less easy for me, and then I wouldn't.
...

Sasuke broke the vending machine in one of the cafeterias. I'd avoid doing the same if I were you, if you're going to go around stealing shit.

[See, he's being somewhat helpful, right. But maybe that's just because he's busy being confused over Suigetsu's second response here.]

...

Are you hitting on me, what the hell was that.

[liquidate]

wouldn't breaking another vending machine make it look like it was sasuke's fault again?
...
what's a vending machine??

and i'm not hitting on you, why would you think that?
...
is this because i was naked in your washroom?
there's no correlation, that was an entirely separate moment, and just because i don't like to wear clothes doesn't mean i'm asking for it!
go be creepy somewhere else, old man!!!!

[hellshot]

And you're willing to let your friend take a fall like that?

...

It's a machine that gives you food or drinks if you put money in it. Not rocket science.


And no, it has nothing to do with that disaster of an incident. 'I'll try anything once'? Either you were making a terrible joke or you don't even realise how that sounded.

[I'M NOT CREEPY, SCREW OFF.]

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he's my teammate
and he'd blame a vendor machine incident on me so this is my pre-emptive strike, you see?!

you've really gotta work on your dirty mind
not everything's innuendo, i'll really try anything once
unless it's dying, i don't want to do that quite yet

[hellshot]

It makes someone wonder what kind of alliance you have if that's how you deal with the day-in day-out nonsense you get up to.

[He's already dealt with Suigetsu enough to decide it's not worth it to explain to him that 'ill try anything once' is commonly used in a flirtatious manner. Time for a subject change.]

Well, aren't you just lucky that we're hovering over a planet described as 'Paradise' right now. If you want to 'try anything', this is likely your time to do it.

[liquidate]

i just told you, we're teammates!
i helped him a lot with his plans and now we're just kinda waiting for the next thing i guess
plus he's got one arm now, so i can probably open his jars for him

what're you gonna do first??
i want to go straight to the nap zone ahhahahah
are there pools???

[hellshot]

And being teammates means you pre-emptively try to get each other into trouble.

[Then again, he's friends with Sombra. She'd do this sort of thing to him, too.]

I watched him cut the top off a bottle. You should be there for him more often at this rate. [Is this sarcasm, or]

...Acedia was a good zone. I admit. I'll likely go there again.
Though Superbia isn't bad either.
As for pools...

You might find one in Luxuria, though it's moderately uncomfortable there due to the atmosphere.

[liquidate]

he's overdramatic but i do what i can

(this sasuke shade, coming from a hypocrite...)

i can't believe you admitted to liking something hahahaha
what's the atmosphere like in luxuria?
is something wrong with the air?
i thought these planets were safe from the outer space?????

[hellshot]

What the hell is wrong with admitting that I like something.
Noone can go through life hating everything. Don't be a little shit.

And there's something wrong with the air in all the districts. Makes you feel funny, depending on what district you're in. Relaxed in Acedia, confident in Superbia...

In Luxira, you tend to start feeling a little more carnal than you might like.

I'd suggest avoiding it.

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ohhhhhh i think you'll be surprised!!!

(sasuke only likes long, silent, nature walks, vegetables, and naptime.)

i definitely don't like the sounds of that, though...
what's the point??
i'd rather get the special meal deal coupons from fights with my black token!
they're printed on lined paper and look real legit

(they're written in marker on looseleaf.)

i'm like, the strongest one there hahahaha
they're just giving this food away!!!!!!

Anonymous

[whorls]

OooOooh
So u hang out in luxira quite a bit huuuuuh
Sounds like u got sum interesting stories lolololol