TEXT, UN: GEKOKUJOU

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i've been reading up on the outer space

(he hasn't read anything.)

bajikan is cool and their weird food's good, but i was looking forward to seeing stars...
where are they, behind that big fire planet blinding everybody???
that thing's overkill if you ask me
we've even been passing a bunch of ugly rocks and i haven't seen one that twinkles at me yet
clearly this is impossible, because there are so many stars in the sky and you think we'd pass by at least one by now?!
these books i've been slaving over are all liars

(he hasn't read anything.)

does anyone know how long i have to wait?
we've gotta be reaching the inner space soon and i don't want to miss them
get back to me quickly
suigetsu, out!

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Whatever you're thinking about, I'm not interested. Keep it to yourself.

And the point is that some people really like the idea of getting their rocks off on a planet far, far away. Or because they wouldn't be able to get anything like that under normal circumstances. People are grossly predictable in following their bodily functions.

[You can almost hear him rolling his eyes.]

....'Lined paper'.
That doesn't sound 'legit' if you're asking me. But if it's in that district, then go wild.

Though I imagine if you keep it up, they won't let a water-man keep fighting when noone can lay a damn punch on you.

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i don't want to get my rocks off, i'm not interested either!
you're just jealous that i've got food coupons and you don't
but i hear there's a beach there and i'm kind of disappointed i'd have to wade through all of that bullshit to get there :(

in ira, though, no one could land a punch on me??
even if i wasn't water, i'm stronger
they haven't figured it out yet, but they're trying to outdo me with weapons now hahahahaha

[hellshot]

Keep your food coupons. I'm not jealous, I actually hate eating. While we're down on a planet, I can actually do less of it.

[He won't actually mention it, but he appreciated the bloodshed in Ira for more than one reason.]

...

Has anyone managed to land a hit on you with a weapon, then?

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wha really?
why is that?

not yet

[hellshot]

I'm dead.
I can't taste anything. And you've seen my face. It's not exactly built for eating.

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all i'm hearing are excuses

[hellshot]

They're not excuses, they're explanations.

There's a damn difference.

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yeah whatever you say reaper
i know you just don't wanna hang out with me
you can just say it outright!!

[hellshot]

I don't want to hang out with you.

[THAT IS THE EASIEST THING IN THE WORLD TO SAY OUTRIGHT ARE YOU KIDDING ME.]

I don't need an excuse to admit that. What I'm saying about food and eating is just base fact.

[Savage.]

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i can't believe you said it outright
why are you such a dick?!

[hellshot]

Because I'm an antisocial, unfriendly, high-functioning psychopath who can’t play nice with anyone.

Didn't you get this impression when we first met.

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no, i thought you were cool

[hellshot]

[...Feeding his ego, his only fucking weakness.]

You have a real fucked up way of showing it.

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you just called yourself "an antisocial, unfriendly, high-functioning psychopath who can’t play nice with anyone"
and i'm the one with the fucked up way of showing things?

ps i thought you WERE cool ONCE

[hellshot]

Short answer: yes. Because I know I'm fucked up and therefore it's expected of me.

And then there's you, who wants to hang out with me and thinks I'm cool, who has, in order:
Broken into my quarters
Thrown up on my bathroom floor
Walked around naked in my home
Put a hole in my coffee table
And stolen my couch blanket.


The fact that I'm still willing to talk to you makes me real 'cool'.

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don't blame that on me
you know it was an accident that i broke in and puked on your floor
and it's all your guys' problem for hating on naked people
the hole in your coffee table i have no excuse for
but i even offered to give you your blanket back?!
stop bitching at me!!!!!

[hellshot]

Accident that you broke in. Puking on my floor could have been avoided: there was a sink, bathtub, and toilet available.

And I'm not 'bitching', I am pointing out fact. If I were doing anything else, I'd be calling you names alongside it.

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(GASP)

DON'T CALL ME NAMES ON TOP OF EVERYTHING
WHY WOULD YOU GO THAT FAR???

[hellshot]

Do I really have to repeat the bit about how I'm unfriendly, because at this point it would be redundant.

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YOU'RE REDUNDANT!!!!

[hellshot]

Oh no.
You got me.
I'm redundant.

I see the light, the truth. I was a fool to not realise this until now.

I have to go think about this. Alone. Without my communicator.

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that's what i thought
two can play at the mean game
i hope you enjoy your timeout

1/2

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....

2/2

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[You know what, whatever. He won't look a gift horse in the mouth, even if it's painful to think about HOW BADLY SUIGETSU MISSED HIS SARCASM.]

Oh, I won't enjoy the quiet at all.

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... do you want some company or something?