TEXT, UN: GEKOKUJOU

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i've been reading up on the outer space

(he hasn't read anything.)

bajikan is cool and their weird food's good, but i was looking forward to seeing stars...
where are they, behind that big fire planet blinding everybody???
that thing's overkill if you ask me
we've even been passing a bunch of ugly rocks and i haven't seen one that twinkles at me yet
clearly this is impossible, because there are so many stars in the sky and you think we'd pass by at least one by now?!
these books i've been slaving over are all liars

(he hasn't read anything.)

does anyone know how long i have to wait?
we've gotta be reaching the inner space soon and i don't want to miss them
get back to me quickly
suigetsu, out!

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[hellshot]

[...Feeding his ego, his only fucking weakness.]

You have a real fucked up way of showing it.

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you just called yourself "an antisocial, unfriendly, high-functioning psychopath who can’t play nice with anyone"
and i'm the one with the fucked up way of showing things?

ps i thought you WERE cool ONCE

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Short answer: yes. Because I know I'm fucked up and therefore it's expected of me.

And then there's you, who wants to hang out with me and thinks I'm cool, who has, in order:
Broken into my quarters
Thrown up on my bathroom floor
Walked around naked in my home
Put a hole in my coffee table
And stolen my couch blanket.


The fact that I'm still willing to talk to you makes me real 'cool'.

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don't blame that on me
you know it was an accident that i broke in and puked on your floor
and it's all your guys' problem for hating on naked people
the hole in your coffee table i have no excuse for
but i even offered to give you your blanket back?!
stop bitching at me!!!!!

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Accident that you broke in. Puking on my floor could have been avoided: there was a sink, bathtub, and toilet available.

And I'm not 'bitching', I am pointing out fact. If I were doing anything else, I'd be calling you names alongside it.

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(GASP)

DON'T CALL ME NAMES ON TOP OF EVERYTHING
WHY WOULD YOU GO THAT FAR???

[hellshot]

Do I really have to repeat the bit about how I'm unfriendly, because at this point it would be redundant.

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YOU'RE REDUNDANT!!!!

[hellshot]

Oh no.
You got me.
I'm redundant.

I see the light, the truth. I was a fool to not realise this until now.

I have to go think about this. Alone. Without my communicator.

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that's what i thought
two can play at the mean game
i hope you enjoy your timeout

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[hellshot]

....

2/2

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[You know what, whatever. He won't look a gift horse in the mouth, even if it's painful to think about HOW BADLY SUIGETSU MISSED HIS SARCASM.]

Oh, I won't enjoy the quiet at all.

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... do you want some company or something?

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[hellshot]

[oh my god.]

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I really don't want company.

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you can text me if you get bored
not that i want you to or that i'll be waiting for it

(this goes against entire "silence" thing and exiling yourself alone without a communicator, but what if he gets lonely...????)

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[He really, really can't tell if Suigetsu is extremely lonely, really bored, or if he just decided he likes him that much.]

I'll keep it in mind.

[I.E.: he's tossing his communicator onto the coffee table and forgetting about it.]

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byeeeeeeee

2/?

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for now

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(ten minutes later.)

i hope you're not too bored but i'm gonna send you this picture i found on the line
just in case

ATTACHMENT: BABY_STINGRAY_SMILING_24.JPG

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(twelve minutes later.)

knock knock

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()

the punchline's "two-knee fish"
like tuna fish hahahahaha

6/6

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I HATE YOU!!!

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[hellshot]

[Ping.
He glances over at the communicator.
Ping.
He decides to ignore it, getting comfortable on his couch with a book.]

2/?

[hellshot]

[Ping.
...It's been ten minutes. He just rolls his eyes, ignoring it again.

Ping.

Are you fucking serious. He tosses a blanket over it to muffle the noise.]