TEXT, UN: GEKOKUJOU

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i've been reading up on the outer space

(he hasn't read anything.)

bajikan is cool and their weird food's good, but i was looking forward to seeing stars...
where are they, behind that big fire planet blinding everybody???
that thing's overkill if you ask me
we've even been passing a bunch of ugly rocks and i haven't seen one that twinkles at me yet
clearly this is impossible, because there are so many stars in the sky and you think we'd pass by at least one by now?!
these books i've been slaving over are all liars

(he hasn't read anything.)

does anyone know how long i have to wait?
we've gotta be reaching the inner space soon and i don't want to miss them
get back to me quickly
suigetsu, out!

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[hellshot]

I really don't want company.

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you can text me if you get bored
not that i want you to or that i'll be waiting for it

(this goes against entire "silence" thing and exiling yourself alone without a communicator, but what if he gets lonely...????)

[hellshot]

[He really, really can't tell if Suigetsu is extremely lonely, really bored, or if he just decided he likes him that much.]

I'll keep it in mind.

[I.E.: he's tossing his communicator onto the coffee table and forgetting about it.]

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byeeeeeeee

2/?

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for now

3/?

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(ten minutes later.)

i hope you're not too bored but i'm gonna send you this picture i found on the line
just in case

ATTACHMENT: BABY_STINGRAY_SMILING_24.JPG

4/?

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(twelve minutes later.)

knock knock

5/?

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()

the punchline's "two-knee fish"
like tuna fish hahahahaha

6/6

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I HATE YOU!!!

1/?

[hellshot]

[Ping.
He glances over at the communicator.
Ping.
He decides to ignore it, getting comfortable on his couch with a book.]

2/?

[hellshot]

[Ping.
...It's been ten minutes. He just rolls his eyes, ignoring it again.

Ping.

Are you fucking serious. He tosses a blanket over it to muffle the noise.]

3/4

[hellshot]

[Ping.
Oh my god.

He reaches over to snatch the thing up from underneath the blanket, just in time to get the 'I HATE YOU' message.
uuuugh.]

[hellshot]

What the hell did I do wrong now. I was having my time out.

[What did I do to deserve you.]

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there you are
did you get the two-knee fish message?

[hellshot]

...

[He so desperately just wants to say no, but that runs the risk of Suigetsu repeating it.]

Only moments before you told me you hated me.

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you're not laughing at it

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...I'm too old for Knock-knock jokes.

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no one is too old for knock knock jokes
how old ARE you?

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You'd be surprised.

...

I'm 56.

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that is definitely older than i thought oh my god
but my point stands
you're just crotchety and don't want people to know you like funny jokes like mine

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...How old did you think I was.

And no, your point falls flat. The type of humor I enjoy is far different from that.

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you shouldn't be fishing for compliments when you won't compliment my fish joke

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I wasn't fishing for anything. l was genuinely curious.

Come up with something better than a fish joke and I might laugh.

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ok, i thought you were a really iffy 40
but i tried to factor in the decay

your eyes are older than the rest of your face

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[He actually takes a minute to think about that message. Your eyes are older than the rest of your face...

He shakes his head.]

Died when I was 30.

Other than rotting, guess I haven't changed much from then.