TEXT, UN: GEKOKUJOU

[liquidate]

i've been reading up on the outer space

(he hasn't read anything.)

bajikan is cool and their weird food's good, but i was looking forward to seeing stars...
where are they, behind that big fire planet blinding everybody???
that thing's overkill if you ask me
we've even been passing a bunch of ugly rocks and i haven't seen one that twinkles at me yet
clearly this is impossible, because there are so many stars in the sky and you think we'd pass by at least one by now?!
these books i've been slaving over are all liars

(he hasn't read anything.)

does anyone know how long i have to wait?
we've gotta be reaching the inner space soon and i don't want to miss them
get back to me quickly
suigetsu, out!

Comments

[hellshot]

What the hell is wrong with admitting that I like something.
Noone can go through life hating everything. Don't be a little shit.

And there's something wrong with the air in all the districts. Makes you feel funny, depending on what district you're in. Relaxed in Acedia, confident in Superbia...

In Luxira, you tend to start feeling a little more carnal than you might like.

I'd suggest avoiding it.

[liquidate]

ohhhhhh i think you'll be surprised!!!

(sasuke only likes long, silent, nature walks, vegetables, and naptime.)

i definitely don't like the sounds of that, though...
what's the point??
i'd rather get the special meal deal coupons from fights with my black token!
they're printed on lined paper and look real legit

(they're written in marker on looseleaf.)

i'm like, the strongest one there hahahaha
they're just giving this food away!!!!!!

[hellshot]

Whatever you're thinking about, I'm not interested. Keep it to yourself.

And the point is that some people really like the idea of getting their rocks off on a planet far, far away. Or because they wouldn't be able to get anything like that under normal circumstances. People are grossly predictable in following their bodily functions.

[You can almost hear him rolling his eyes.]

....'Lined paper'.
That doesn't sound 'legit' if you're asking me. But if it's in that district, then go wild.

Though I imagine if you keep it up, they won't let a water-man keep fighting when noone can lay a damn punch on you.

[liquidate]

i don't want to get my rocks off, i'm not interested either!
you're just jealous that i've got food coupons and you don't
but i hear there's a beach there and i'm kind of disappointed i'd have to wade through all of that bullshit to get there :(

in ira, though, no one could land a punch on me??
even if i wasn't water, i'm stronger
they haven't figured it out yet, but they're trying to outdo me with weapons now hahahahaha

[hellshot]

Keep your food coupons. I'm not jealous, I actually hate eating. While we're down on a planet, I can actually do less of it.

[He won't actually mention it, but he appreciated the bloodshed in Ira for more than one reason.]

...

Has anyone managed to land a hit on you with a weapon, then?

[liquidate]

wha really?
why is that?

not yet

[hellshot]

I'm dead.
I can't taste anything. And you've seen my face. It's not exactly built for eating.

[liquidate]

all i'm hearing are excuses

[hellshot]

They're not excuses, they're explanations.

There's a damn difference.

[liquidate]

yeah whatever you say reaper
i know you just don't wanna hang out with me
you can just say it outright!!

[hellshot]

I don't want to hang out with you.

[THAT IS THE EASIEST THING IN THE WORLD TO SAY OUTRIGHT ARE YOU KIDDING ME.]

I don't need an excuse to admit that. What I'm saying about food and eating is just base fact.

[Savage.]

[liquidate]

i can't believe you said it outright
why are you such a dick?!

[hellshot]

Because I'm an antisocial, unfriendly, high-functioning psychopath who can’t play nice with anyone.

Didn't you get this impression when we first met.

Anonymous

[whorls]

OooOooh
So u hang out in luxira quite a bit huuuuuh
Sounds like u got sum interesting stories lolololol

[hellshot]

[Oh god, just what he needs, Anon getting all up in his shit. He gives this message a sOUR look before actually deciding to reply--despite his instincts telling him to not feed the trolls.]

I didn't say I hung out there 'quite a bit', don't put words in my mouth. I visited all the districts to see what was up.

Who even are you.

not here

[liquidate]

(judges reaper asking someone who's purposely anonymous who they are...)

[whorls]

Can't u read? I'm anonymous-san!
And lol ok if u say so.
I'm sure u really saw what was "up" when u were there am I rite

[hellshot]

.....

[Gabe can feel his patience wearing thin. That text, though, he swears to god if this is Jason...]

Clever nuance, but it's lost on someone who's dead.

[whorls]

In bed?
Aww man
Thats 2 bad
There's hope 4 u left tho! Don't give up!! They got medicine for that kinda problem ya kno?

[hellshot]

[Why is this happening.]

No, not in bed. I see what you're trying to do here and I'm not rising to it.
Can at least give you points for trying.

[whorls]

Aww come on can't you lighten up and see the humour in something so morbid? Why do you gotta be such a stick in the mud.
You know, I died once too.
Not sure if I could call myself a dead man when I'm walking around in the flesh.

[hellshot]

I wouldn't call you a dead man either, if you can find a joke in existing past your time. Meaning when you died, maybe you were brought back to life properly.

I find very little to joke about when living with a curse like this.

[Careful about that edge, Reaper.]

[whorls]

A curse? Is that what you'd call it?
You don't sound very grateful to be alive!

[hellshot]

Amazing. You actually understood what I'm saying.

I didn't ask to be brought back from the dead.

[whorls]

Lol how could u when ur dead.
It's not like I asked to be brought back either! Gotta make the best of it!
But hey, if u really want to be back 6 feet under, why don't u just off urself? It's not that hard, I could even give u a hand if u really wanted