TEXT, UN: GEKOKUJOU

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i've been reading up on the outer space

(he hasn't read anything.)

bajikan is cool and their weird food's good, but i was looking forward to seeing stars...
where are they, behind that big fire planet blinding everybody???
that thing's overkill if you ask me
we've even been passing a bunch of ugly rocks and i haven't seen one that twinkles at me yet
clearly this is impossible, because there are so many stars in the sky and you think we'd pass by at least one by now?!
these books i've been slaving over are all liars

(he hasn't read anything.)

does anyone know how long i have to wait?
we've gotta be reaching the inner space soon and i don't want to miss them
get back to me quickly
suigetsu, out!

Comments

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If you don't have any money, how are you going to buy me ice cream.

[You're killin me smalls]

Gravity has something to do with it, I found out recently, yes.

But I don't have my own pull. Otherwise, people would constantly fucking stick to me.

...

And you couldn't do shit with a magnet. That's like suggesting that I could beat you with a sponge.

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i mean steal but i didn't wanna tell you
why do you have to keep outing me like this????

anyway, sponges are pretty absorbent but you'd need a lot of them hahahahaha
squeeze me out afterwards and i'll try anything once

[hellshot]

You should try making it less easy for me, and then I wouldn't.
...

Sasuke broke the vending machine in one of the cafeterias. I'd avoid doing the same if I were you, if you're going to go around stealing shit.

[See, he's being somewhat helpful, right. But maybe that's just because he's busy being confused over Suigetsu's second response here.]

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Are you hitting on me, what the hell was that.

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wouldn't breaking another vending machine make it look like it was sasuke's fault again?
...
what's a vending machine??

and i'm not hitting on you, why would you think that?
...
is this because i was naked in your washroom?
there's no correlation, that was an entirely separate moment, and just because i don't like to wear clothes doesn't mean i'm asking for it!
go be creepy somewhere else, old man!!!!

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And you're willing to let your friend take a fall like that?

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It's a machine that gives you food or drinks if you put money in it. Not rocket science.


And no, it has nothing to do with that disaster of an incident. 'I'll try anything once'? Either you were making a terrible joke or you don't even realise how that sounded.

[I'M NOT CREEPY, SCREW OFF.]

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he's my teammate
and he'd blame a vendor machine incident on me so this is my pre-emptive strike, you see?!

you've really gotta work on your dirty mind
not everything's innuendo, i'll really try anything once
unless it's dying, i don't want to do that quite yet

[hellshot]

It makes someone wonder what kind of alliance you have if that's how you deal with the day-in day-out nonsense you get up to.

[He's already dealt with Suigetsu enough to decide it's not worth it to explain to him that 'ill try anything once' is commonly used in a flirtatious manner. Time for a subject change.]

Well, aren't you just lucky that we're hovering over a planet described as 'Paradise' right now. If you want to 'try anything', this is likely your time to do it.

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i just told you, we're teammates!
i helped him a lot with his plans and now we're just kinda waiting for the next thing i guess
plus he's got one arm now, so i can probably open his jars for him

what're you gonna do first??
i want to go straight to the nap zone ahhahahah
are there pools???

[hellshot]

And being teammates means you pre-emptively try to get each other into trouble.

[Then again, he's friends with Sombra. She'd do this sort of thing to him, too.]

I watched him cut the top off a bottle. You should be there for him more often at this rate. [Is this sarcasm, or]

...Acedia was a good zone. I admit. I'll likely go there again.
Though Superbia isn't bad either.
As for pools...

You might find one in Luxuria, though it's moderately uncomfortable there due to the atmosphere.

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he's overdramatic but i do what i can

(this sasuke shade, coming from a hypocrite...)

i can't believe you admitted to liking something hahahaha
what's the atmosphere like in luxuria?
is something wrong with the air?
i thought these planets were safe from the outer space?????

[hellshot]

What the hell is wrong with admitting that I like something.
Noone can go through life hating everything. Don't be a little shit.

And there's something wrong with the air in all the districts. Makes you feel funny, depending on what district you're in. Relaxed in Acedia, confident in Superbia...

In Luxira, you tend to start feeling a little more carnal than you might like.

I'd suggest avoiding it.

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ohhhhhh i think you'll be surprised!!!

(sasuke only likes long, silent, nature walks, vegetables, and naptime.)

i definitely don't like the sounds of that, though...
what's the point??
i'd rather get the special meal deal coupons from fights with my black token!
they're printed on lined paper and look real legit

(they're written in marker on looseleaf.)

i'm like, the strongest one there hahahaha
they're just giving this food away!!!!!!

[hellshot]

Whatever you're thinking about, I'm not interested. Keep it to yourself.

And the point is that some people really like the idea of getting their rocks off on a planet far, far away. Or because they wouldn't be able to get anything like that under normal circumstances. People are grossly predictable in following their bodily functions.

[You can almost hear him rolling his eyes.]

....'Lined paper'.
That doesn't sound 'legit' if you're asking me. But if it's in that district, then go wild.

Though I imagine if you keep it up, they won't let a water-man keep fighting when noone can lay a damn punch on you.

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i don't want to get my rocks off, i'm not interested either!
you're just jealous that i've got food coupons and you don't
but i hear there's a beach there and i'm kind of disappointed i'd have to wade through all of that bullshit to get there :(

in ira, though, no one could land a punch on me??
even if i wasn't water, i'm stronger
they haven't figured it out yet, but they're trying to outdo me with weapons now hahahahaha

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Keep your food coupons. I'm not jealous, I actually hate eating. While we're down on a planet, I can actually do less of it.

[He won't actually mention it, but he appreciated the bloodshed in Ira for more than one reason.]

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Has anyone managed to land a hit on you with a weapon, then?

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wha really?
why is that?

not yet

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I'm dead.
I can't taste anything. And you've seen my face. It's not exactly built for eating.

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all i'm hearing are excuses

Anonymous

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OooOooh
So u hang out in luxira quite a bit huuuuuh
Sounds like u got sum interesting stories lolololol

[hellshot]

[Oh god, just what he needs, Anon getting all up in his shit. He gives this message a sOUR look before actually deciding to reply--despite his instincts telling him to not feed the trolls.]

I didn't say I hung out there 'quite a bit', don't put words in my mouth. I visited all the districts to see what was up.

Who even are you.

not here

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(judges reaper asking someone who's purposely anonymous who they are...)

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Can't u read? I'm anonymous-san!
And lol ok if u say so.
I'm sure u really saw what was "up" when u were there am I rite

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.....

[Gabe can feel his patience wearing thin. That text, though, he swears to god if this is Jason...]

Clever nuance, but it's lost on someone who's dead.

[whorls]

In bed?
Aww man
Thats 2 bad
There's hope 4 u left tho! Don't give up!! They got medicine for that kinda problem ya kno?

[hellshot]

[Why is this happening.]

No, not in bed. I see what you're trying to do here and I'm not rising to it.
Can at least give you points for trying.