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[slackbeard]

[Looks like there’s a particularly lanky teenager wearing a really dumb looking hat hanging out at the food court in the shopping center.]

I’m not gonna waste anyone’s time by going whoa hey wow outer space! Despite the fact that I'm feeling a little of that cosmic insignificance right now, and also kinda wishing I knew literally anything about space? I don’t even have a strong opinion on Pluto being a dwarf planet. That’s where I’m at, space-wise.

But nah, you've heard it all before. Instead, I’ve just got one question for the rest of you— [And he turns the camera to give everyone a flawless view of his beautiful creation. Work was boring! He has to express himself somehow!]

Anybody wanna eat my face?

Comments

[nodyinteam]

Ha! Now that would be a sight! It's about time that sports took control of this ship... But really, I'm pretty sure that parts of the training facility should fit the bill!

[slackbeard]

There's a what now. [A thing he hasn't bothered to look at, at all.] --okay well whatever it is, that sounds like an ideal place to put sports. Quarantine the sports.

[nodyinteam]

You don't know about the training facility?! Then you should get a tour... a first hand tour!! I'll even let you sample all of the toughest exercise machines!

[slackbeard]

That's... so generous of you. Wow. [rip jughead what has he done.] Thanks, friend.

[nodyinteam]

Gahahaha! Don't sweat it! Just come down there any time and shout out the name of NEKOMARU NIDAI! You'll be in only the most capable hands!