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[ichimyatsu]

[He pretty obviously didn't mean to turn on the video function, from the way he's just staring dully at his wristband and then jerks away from it startled when he notices the feed going.]

...fuckin', weird space technology.

[An odd, stilted voice from out of view filters up to the feed. It's pretty neat, really., it says, and Ichimatsu's sparse little eyebrows crash together and he looks down. A moment later, the feed whirls as he moves and hefts a bizarre-looking orange cat into his lap, and he folds his free hand gently over the feline's ears.]

You're gonna have to stop doing that.

[The cat's mouth moves, but he just stares blankly ahead like he has no real idea he's speaking in the first place.] You're gonna make people wanna steal you and sell you again.

[A slow, huffed sigh, and Ichimatsu frowns at the communicator.]

...so, uh. My cat can talk, do us both a favor and don't try to steal him and sell him.

I'll pull out your entrails and feed them to you.

[He chokes, and covers the cat's mouth this time.] Stop that!!

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un: washington

[sixth]

You have a talking cat?

[ There are more important things to talk about, but since Wash is up to his eyeballs in cats at his "job" this is what he addresses first. ]

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[glitterpants]

<sub>[ Karamatsu knows that apathetic face and talking cat from anywhere. Anyone who has just met Karamatsu once or twice might mistake Ichimatsu for him, but Karamatsu— unmistakably knew his brothers one by one. Of course, it's his brother, whom the last time he remembers seeing was when he left the house to crawl on his hands and knees, groveling pathetically for assistance so he can finally get his feet off of the ground and make a difference in the world like he had planned to; to play his own solo piece a the Budokan, or help with world peace— to somehow better himself and stop being garbage— something he had been convinced of as soon as he entered young adulthood.
After that, he wasn't exactly sure what had happened to the rest of them. Did they all leave one by one? Or did they continue to stay at home with their parents? He had a funny feeling that Osomatsu clung to their mother and father, but did that also mean Ichimatsu, the most coddled of all of them, did the same thing?

If not, where did he go? What did he do? ]</sub>

Ah, Ichimatsu! My brother! Are you safe?
_{[ He's surprised, and there's hope in his eyes. Did they all get here? ]}

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[rumbling]

what's with the cat?

un: el rey

[shabby]

Hey. You.

[ He points to the cat. He's talking to the cat and completely ignoring the man. ]

That's the right idea, hermano. You don't let anybody walk all over you. Somebody tries, you use those claws and tear them apart.

[ An ordinary person might be weirded out by a talking cat. But Vaas... isn't ordinary. ]

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[hellshot]

[You'll recognise that edgy laughter, at least.]

I like that cat.

Speaks its mind.

Don't cover its mouth.

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[doxing]

Hypothetically, if we did, how much do you think he'd go for?

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[leaderboards]

[ oh. it's another one of these. she can't remember the name of the brother that she's met already ("met") but this is clearly a different one and... possibly more interesting. she's willing to take a chance. ]

I don't think your cat likes you very much.

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[yokunaru]

[He has so many questions. Like, what's with the cat? Or even, what was that about being sold?

But first, he'll go with the obvious one. There's the obvious resemblance in the face, though the mannerisms definitely set him apart from the brother that Yuuri knows.]

Karamatsu-san will be happy to know you're here. Did any of your other brothers arrive with you?