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eluvio2017-02-12 11:02 pm
ichimyatsu) wrote in eluvio2017-02-12 11:02 pm
video; un: ny4n [sorry for muppet spam]
[He pretty obviously didn't mean to turn on the video function, from the way he's just staring dully at his wristband and then jerks away from it startled when he notices the feed going.]
...fuckin', weird space technology.
[An odd, stilted voice from out of view filters up to the feed. It's pretty neat, really., it says, and Ichimatsu's sparse little eyebrows crash together and he looks down. A moment later, the feed whirls as he moves and hefts a bizarre-looking orange cat into his lap, and he folds his free hand gently over the feline's ears.]
You're gonna have to stop doing that.
[The cat's mouth moves, but he just stares blankly ahead like he has no real idea he's speaking in the first place.] You're gonna make people wanna steal you and sell you again.
[A slow, huffed sigh, and Ichimatsu frowns at the communicator.]
...so, uh. My cat can talk, do us both a favor and don't try to steal him and sell him.
I'll pull out your entrails and feed them to you.
[He chokes, and covers the cat's mouth this time.] Stop that!!
...fuckin', weird space technology.
[An odd, stilted voice from out of view filters up to the feed. It's pretty neat, really., it says, and Ichimatsu's sparse little eyebrows crash together and he looks down. A moment later, the feed whirls as he moves and hefts a bizarre-looking orange cat into his lap, and he folds his free hand gently over the feline's ears.]
You're gonna have to stop doing that.
[The cat's mouth moves, but he just stares blankly ahead like he has no real idea he's speaking in the first place.] You're gonna make people wanna steal you and sell you again.
[A slow, huffed sigh, and Ichimatsu frowns at the communicator.]
...so, uh. My cat can talk, do us both a favor and don't try to steal him and sell him.
I'll pull out your entrails and feed them to you.
[He chokes, and covers the cat's mouth this time.] Stop that!!
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Anyway.]
'Someone like you?' You telling me you're going to list out the same set of useless traits your brother did when I first met him?
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God, no. I have no interest in working, I have no skills, I'm pretty sure the phrase I liked best was "unburnable garbage with no will to live", I wrote it down somewhere but who the fuck knows where that piece of paper got to. If a job exists that you'd give someone self-proclaimed as such I'd love to hear about it.
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But Ichimatsu was being so self-depreciating, he was basically doing Reaper's job for him. Which meant there was probably no use in adding to it. This guy would probably just agree with him. So instead:]
There actually are jobs where people are paid to test beds and chairs for comfort for a living.
[Is this sarcasm.]
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Hilarious.
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[Even though he doubts that job exists on the ship.]
Money can be made here in easy ways, all the same. Though you hardly look the type who would go on missions on the planets below.
[You and Karamatsu both--you look like you'd get eaten alive during a fire-fight.]