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eluvio2017-02-12 11:02 pm
ichimyatsu) wrote in eluvio2017-02-12 11:02 pm
video; un: ny4n [sorry for muppet spam]
[He pretty obviously didn't mean to turn on the video function, from the way he's just staring dully at his wristband and then jerks away from it startled when he notices the feed going.]
...fuckin', weird space technology.
[An odd, stilted voice from out of view filters up to the feed. It's pretty neat, really., it says, and Ichimatsu's sparse little eyebrows crash together and he looks down. A moment later, the feed whirls as he moves and hefts a bizarre-looking orange cat into his lap, and he folds his free hand gently over the feline's ears.]
You're gonna have to stop doing that.
[The cat's mouth moves, but he just stares blankly ahead like he has no real idea he's speaking in the first place.] You're gonna make people wanna steal you and sell you again.
[A slow, huffed sigh, and Ichimatsu frowns at the communicator.]
...so, uh. My cat can talk, do us both a favor and don't try to steal him and sell him.
I'll pull out your entrails and feed them to you.
[He chokes, and covers the cat's mouth this time.] Stop that!!
...fuckin', weird space technology.
[An odd, stilted voice from out of view filters up to the feed. It's pretty neat, really., it says, and Ichimatsu's sparse little eyebrows crash together and he looks down. A moment later, the feed whirls as he moves and hefts a bizarre-looking orange cat into his lap, and he folds his free hand gently over the feline's ears.]
You're gonna have to stop doing that.
[The cat's mouth moves, but he just stares blankly ahead like he has no real idea he's speaking in the first place.] You're gonna make people wanna steal you and sell you again.
[A slow, huffed sigh, and Ichimatsu frowns at the communicator.]
...so, uh. My cat can talk, do us both a favor and don't try to steal him and sell him.
I'll pull out your entrails and feed them to you.
[He chokes, and covers the cat's mouth this time.] Stop that!!