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eluvio2017-02-12 11:02 pm
ichimyatsu) wrote in eluvio2017-02-12 11:02 pm
video; un: ny4n [sorry for muppet spam]
[He pretty obviously didn't mean to turn on the video function, from the way he's just staring dully at his wristband and then jerks away from it startled when he notices the feed going.]
...fuckin', weird space technology.
[An odd, stilted voice from out of view filters up to the feed. It's pretty neat, really., it says, and Ichimatsu's sparse little eyebrows crash together and he looks down. A moment later, the feed whirls as he moves and hefts a bizarre-looking orange cat into his lap, and he folds his free hand gently over the feline's ears.]
You're gonna have to stop doing that.
[The cat's mouth moves, but he just stares blankly ahead like he has no real idea he's speaking in the first place.] You're gonna make people wanna steal you and sell you again.
[A slow, huffed sigh, and Ichimatsu frowns at the communicator.]
...so, uh. My cat can talk, do us both a favor and don't try to steal him and sell him.
I'll pull out your entrails and feed them to you.
[He chokes, and covers the cat's mouth this time.] Stop that!!
...fuckin', weird space technology.
[An odd, stilted voice from out of view filters up to the feed. It's pretty neat, really., it says, and Ichimatsu's sparse little eyebrows crash together and he looks down. A moment later, the feed whirls as he moves and hefts a bizarre-looking orange cat into his lap, and he folds his free hand gently over the feline's ears.]
You're gonna have to stop doing that.
[The cat's mouth moves, but he just stares blankly ahead like he has no real idea he's speaking in the first place.] You're gonna make people wanna steal you and sell you again.
[A slow, huffed sigh, and Ichimatsu frowns at the communicator.]
...so, uh. My cat can talk, do us both a favor and don't try to steal him and sell him.
I'll pull out your entrails and feed them to you.
[He chokes, and covers the cat's mouth this time.] Stop that!!
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[ He's a soldier. Immediately his brain makes the leap to gunshot. After a few seconds, he lands on the more realistic one. ]
A doctor did that? How?
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Hell if I know. Weird shit happens where I'm from. I hate needles, so he got in the way and took an injection of a weird drug and now he speaks truths when people lie.
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Weird shit happens where I'm from too. I know a guy who hates needles too. He never got a talking cat out of the deal. Can he talk to other cats? Let you know what they're saying?
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Never tried. He only ever talks when someone lies, though, and I dunno if cats are the sort to lie. They seem like pretty honest creatures to me.
[As if to punctuate this point, Nyanko curls into his lap and butts his head into Ichimatsu's hand, just meowing normally.]
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[ People, on the other hand. People have shot him in the back. Repeatedly. Literally. ]
You ever want a friend for him, I can get you one. They gave me a job at the cat shelter here.
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[He may have missed the point just a little. But he nods in thought.]
I'll let you know. Right now I'm trying to find a happy medium of bunking with my obnoxious brother and I think introducing another cat to the mix would just stress everybody out.
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But hey, the shelter's not going anywhere and I doubt it's going to run out of cats, so if you're ever in the market let me know.
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[A beat.]
...ah, I guess knowing your name might help in bugging you about cats later.
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Ichimatsu.
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