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[ouzel]

[ ooc note: congratulations! every user that views this message now has the embedded option on their devices to mark conversations as "private"* on the network, effectively encrypting the messages in whatever format between the sender and specified recipients.

if your character can read Aurebesh or is a hacker, feel free to have discovered the image is effectively a virus that is self-replicating through the network but only has this particular feature. Also hackers can feel free to discover that Cassian is the source of this protocol!

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allow for confirmation of encryption value_true
allow for rejection of encryption value_false

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*of course, as is part of established game rules, encryption can be broken/hacked with the agreement of all players involved. ]

Comments

un: k_donewiththis_s0

[k_2so]

unknown parameters:
hook up w/ ppl
tinder dude
grindr

Hook Up: To link or be linked to electronic equipment. Also, in the case of two people, to meet or form a relationship.

w/ ppl: Unknown code.

Tinder: Something dry. A flammable material, such as wood or paper, used for lighting a fire.

Dude: Unknown code. Misspelled? Possibly a race of rare fungi from the Dagobah system. Local systems allude to it being of the male persuasion.

Grindr: Misspelled. Grinder. A machine used for grinding something.

Simulated thoughts? A man who enjoys being hooked up to electric currents and enjoys being ground up. Possible a mushroom to be ground for mating rituals. There are over forty two thousand combinations and possible reasons however.

[ouzel]

sounds like a kink negotiation

[k_2so]

A depraved human. Yes.

You sure know how to find them.

[ouzel]

You can't blame this one on me.

[k_2so]

You say that, yet here I am, blaming you anyhow.

[ouzel]

That's because you're not fair.

[k_2so]

I wasn't programmed to be fair when it doesn't suit my needs.

So to be fair, you are correct.

[ouzel]

It sounds like tinder and grindr are the names for applications and not actions, fortunately.

[k_2so]

They could be actions.

Tinder: Sitting ones hips on fire via friction.
Example: Gin noticed a tinder heat between her and her partner while mating wildly.

Let us not speculate on Grindr. My programs are too delicate for such thoughts.

[ouzel]

The speculation on Tinder was enough, thank you.

[k_2so]

So long as I can help.

You are most welcome.

[If that was in voice it would be the most sarcastic Kay tone ever]

[ouzel]

You're always helpful to someone I'm sure.

[k_2so]

I'm helpful to everyone. It's just a matter of my caring enough to help.

[See? he cares for you!]

( not here!! )

[realists]

[ jyn hates u, kay. ]

( not here!! )

[k_2so]

[ But we're friends now, Gin... I mean Jyn. Typos. Damn. ]

( not here!! )

[realists]

[ STILL A TERRIBLE LIAR. ]