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[ouzel]

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[ouzel]

[ Congrats un:CHOSEN1, there is now heated conversation between the Rogue One crew about just what in the world half your message means. ]

unknown parameters:

hook up w/ ppl

tinder dude

grindr

[dudebro]

[ omg why are people so dumb and don't understand his clear words of genius!!!!!! ]

omfg
dude srsly
do u not date ppl where ur from?????/
do u not have casual sex where ur from??????
b/c if u dont we need 2 have a talk

[ouzel]

dating = yes ?
casual sex = [ wider sample required ]

1/2

[dudebro]

lol wider sample
i bet

[dudebro]

so ok if u rly dont know wtf im talking abt
dating -- as in ppl dating not calendar dates (lmfao wtf) -- apps are when single ppl r looking for a good time u kno
u put up a pic or w/e and fill out a profile of what ur looking for and ppl either like u or not
if u like them back its a match and u can arrange a date if theyre cool

usually ppl use these to hook up
aka fuck
aka a 1 nite stand (do u kno waht that is??????)
tinder is a general app for ppl to hook up
grindr is for dudes only tho
idk if they have 1 for lesbians

[ouzel]

to clarify:

you are looking for a method by which people advertise their availability for sexual encounters with others?

[dudebro]

yea
y not

[ouzel]

no reason why not
[ But... ]
it would take time and require compensation

[dudebro]

ok like what

[ouzel]

financial or an exchange of favors owed.

non sexual for the record.

[dudebro]

r u sure
never got a complaint on jasons big adventure

[ouzel]

i'm sure but thank you

casual is not my thing

[dudebro]

y not?????
u get the best of everything that way & c what u like best
then that best gets 24/7 access 2 bonesville
population: 2

un: k_donewiththis_s0

[k_2so]

unknown parameters:
hook up w/ ppl
tinder dude
grindr

Hook Up: To link or be linked to electronic equipment. Also, in the case of two people, to meet or form a relationship.

w/ ppl: Unknown code.

Tinder: Something dry. A flammable material, such as wood or paper, used for lighting a fire.

Dude: Unknown code. Misspelled? Possibly a race of rare fungi from the Dagobah system. Local systems allude to it being of the male persuasion.

Grindr: Misspelled. Grinder. A machine used for grinding something.

Simulated thoughts? A man who enjoys being hooked up to electric currents and enjoys being ground up. Possible a mushroom to be ground for mating rituals. There are over forty two thousand combinations and possible reasons however.

[ouzel]

sounds like a kink negotiation

[k_2so]

A depraved human. Yes.

You sure know how to find them.

[ouzel]

You can't blame this one on me.

[k_2so]

You say that, yet here I am, blaming you anyhow.

[ouzel]

That's because you're not fair.

[k_2so]

I wasn't programmed to be fair when it doesn't suit my needs.

So to be fair, you are correct.

[ouzel]

It sounds like tinder and grindr are the names for applications and not actions, fortunately.

[k_2so]

They could be actions.

Tinder: Sitting ones hips on fire via friction.
Example: Gin noticed a tinder heat between her and her partner while mating wildly.

Let us not speculate on Grindr. My programs are too delicate for such thoughts.

[ouzel]

The speculation on Tinder was enough, thank you.

[k_2so]

So long as I can help.

You are most welcome.

[If that was in voice it would be the most sarcastic Kay tone ever]

( not here!! )

[realists]

[ jyn hates u, kay. ]