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[dudebro]

[ The feed flickers on and there is a disembodied hand being held in view, waving in a friendly sort of way. Jason dips his face into view, he's grinning wildly; ]

Anybody need a hand??

[ He starts laughing as if the joke is the funniest thing in the world. Somewhere off-screen, Vaas can be heard chanting "Soylent Green is people!"

The hand waves again before the feed flickers off. That's it. That's the post. ]

( ooc: sorry. replies will come from both jason and vaas! )

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[nodyinteam]

Th-th... [Nekomaru looks pale and sick for a moment, before he cries out.]

THAT'S A HUMAN HAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDD!!!

[dudebro]

Yeah, man. [ Jason just nods oh so sagely. ] Yeah it definitely is a human hand.

[nodyinteam]

But... why?! Why do you have a human hand?! What happened??

[dudebro]

[ His shoulders lift almost comically in a shrug. ]

Man, I don't even know. We were eating breakfast and the shit was just there, you know. In the food and shit.

[nodyinteam]

In the food?! Don't tell me you ate part of it-!

[dudebro]

[ Jason doesn't say anything for a long, drawn few seconds. His eyes shift over to something off-screen and it's easy to assume he's looking at Vaas before he looks back. ]

Well, I didn't.

[nodyinteam]

B-but... the other guy...?

[THIS IS CONCERNING]

[dudebro]

[ Again, he doesn't say anything right away and just sort of rubs a finger under his nose. ]

Shit happens, my man.

[ Apparently that includes accidentally consuming human flesh. ]

[nodyinteam]

[He looks down for a moment.]

I... I THINK I'M GONNA BE SIIIIIICCCKKK!!!

[dudebro]

Right? Fucking gross. [ a small pause ] He didn't seem to mind.

[nodyinteam]

He didn't?! HE MUST BE AN ANIMAL!!

[dudebro]

Fucking savage, dude. You don't even know.

[nodyinteam]

Unbelievable...

What if he's the culprit?!

[shabby]

[ Vaas gives him a perplexed stare. ]

What the fuck else would it be?

[nodyinteam]

I DON'T KNOOOOWWW!!

BUT WHY IS IT EVEN THERE TO BEGIN WITH?!

[shabby]

[ Vaas shrugs, not appearing terrible concerned. ]

I don't know. You're asking the wrong guy.

[nodyinteam]

Then we have to find the right guy!! Do you have any clues at all?!

[shabby]

Clues for what? Whose hand it is? I don't know. Probably the same one who lost all the fingers in the sausage.

[nodyinteam]

Or who's responsible! ...There were fingers too?!

[shabby]

Sure, there were fingers. Probably some other shit too. I don't know. I wasn't looking for pieces of people in my breakfast.

[nodyinteam]

That would be unusual...

Has it at least been handed over some sort of a professional?!

[shabby]

What? Like a hand specialist?

[nodyinteam]

I'm not talking about some kind of a manicurist! I mean like an investigator. Anyone who could help find answers about this!!

[shabby]

Eh. [ He shrugs. ] People die all the time. There's no reason to get upset about it.

[nodyinteam]

There's plenty of reason to get upset! A life is still a precious thing, no matter how much death exists!