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[dudebro]

[ The feed flickers on and there is a disembodied hand being held in view, waving in a friendly sort of way. Jason dips his face into view, he's grinning wildly; ]

Anybody need a hand??

[ He starts laughing as if the joke is the funniest thing in the world. Somewhere off-screen, Vaas can be heard chanting "Soylent Green is people!"

The hand waves again before the feed flickers off. That's it. That's the post. ]

( ooc: sorry. replies will come from both jason and vaas! )

Comments

[dudebro]

Yeah, man. [ Jason just nods oh so sagely. ] Yeah it definitely is a human hand.

[nodyinteam]

But... why?! Why do you have a human hand?! What happened??

[dudebro]

[ His shoulders lift almost comically in a shrug. ]

Man, I don't even know. We were eating breakfast and the shit was just there, you know. In the food and shit.

[nodyinteam]

In the food?! Don't tell me you ate part of it-!

[dudebro]

[ Jason doesn't say anything for a long, drawn few seconds. His eyes shift over to something off-screen and it's easy to assume he's looking at Vaas before he looks back. ]

Well, I didn't.

[nodyinteam]

B-but... the other guy...?

[THIS IS CONCERNING]

[dudebro]

[ Again, he doesn't say anything right away and just sort of rubs a finger under his nose. ]

Shit happens, my man.

[ Apparently that includes accidentally consuming human flesh. ]

[nodyinteam]

[He looks down for a moment.]

I... I THINK I'M GONNA BE SIIIIIICCCKKK!!!

[dudebro]

Right? Fucking gross. [ a small pause ] He didn't seem to mind.

[nodyinteam]

He didn't?! HE MUST BE AN ANIMAL!!

[dudebro]

Fucking savage, dude. You don't even know.

[nodyinteam]

Unbelievable...

What if he's the culprit?!

[dudebro]

Yeahhh... no. I doubt that. He's pretty proud of himself when he kills people.

[nodyinteam]

So we'd all already know, huh? Urgh, and that seemed like such a good lead!