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[dudebro]

[ The feed flickers on and there is a disembodied hand being held in view, waving in a friendly sort of way. Jason dips his face into view, he's grinning wildly; ]

Anybody need a hand??

[ He starts laughing as if the joke is the funniest thing in the world. Somewhere off-screen, Vaas can be heard chanting "Soylent Green is people!"

The hand waves again before the feed flickers off. That's it. That's the post. ]

( ooc: sorry. replies will come from both jason and vaas! )

Comments

[shabby]

[ Vaas shrugs, not appearing terrible concerned. ]

I don't know. You're asking the wrong guy.

[nodyinteam]

Then we have to find the right guy!! Do you have any clues at all?!

[shabby]

Clues for what? Whose hand it is? I don't know. Probably the same one who lost all the fingers in the sausage.

[nodyinteam]

Or who's responsible! ...There were fingers too?!

[shabby]

Sure, there were fingers. Probably some other shit too. I don't know. I wasn't looking for pieces of people in my breakfast.

[nodyinteam]

That would be unusual...

Has it at least been handed over some sort of a professional?!

[shabby]

What? Like a hand specialist?

[nodyinteam]

I'm not talking about some kind of a manicurist! I mean like an investigator. Anyone who could help find answers about this!!

[shabby]

Eh. [ He shrugs. ] People die all the time. There's no reason to get upset about it.

[nodyinteam]

There's plenty of reason to get upset! A life is still a precious thing, no matter how much death exists!