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[Someone's back on the network with a little surprise. Remember her first post about apps? Well, she's been working on all those little projects and she's finally letting them out into the open. Welcome to the App Store.]
Hey kids. What have you been up to? You know, other than rescuing nearly extinct aliens from a thermonuclear apocalypse. I hope none of you got severe radiation poisoning while you were out there; it would be a shame if anyone died before enjoying this little surprise.
Some of you have commissioned me for basic human needs such as dating apps and other social media platforms, and your wish has been granted. Here, have a look at the App Store.
[The underlined words are a link to the app store, featuring several popular apps from modern Earth, most of them modified and some of them space-themed. Neither of those apps are free, except for one: Comet Crush, which is exactly like Candy Crush, and just as addictive.]
Just in time for Valentine's, too. Have fun, everyone!
((OOC NOTES: Here is the total list of apps, horribly edited in MS Paint because I can't photoshop to save my life: Spacestagram (Instagram), Prober (Tinder), Welp (Yelp), OhSnap!Chat (Snapchat), Comet Crush (Candy Crush). Characters will have to pay a small fee for all of those apps except for Comet Crush (but they can buy all those precious lives and items on Comet Crush with real money just like real people have done with Candy Crush). Victor (and Yuuri, because he's Victor's bae), Jughead and Jason won't have to pay for the apps they commissioned, of course-- in fact, they'll receive 10% of the profit that their app makes. If your character is a hacker, feel free to have them download the app ~illegally~. Very late edit: A few things-- 1) I forgot to include this in the ooc notes yesterday, but any of those apps (except for Comet Crush) come equipped with every emoji you know and love, including a space poop emoji. Yes. 2) A big thank you to![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
fujita for linking to these spacestagram/instagram codes in Dorothy's tag!
And if your character even thinks about sending unsolicited dick pics (let's be real, it is so going to happen), it just so happens that all of those apps have an automatic snapchat-like filter for penises: when the image recognition software recognizes a dick for what it is, it slaps a funny filter on it (if you need ideas, just google 'penis clothes'. Seriously. I'm not going to link to actual dick pics in here as an example), like a labcoat and glasses or a prairie dress and bonnet. If the character on the receiving end of the dick pics wants to see the real deal, they still can: they just have to tinker with the settings and select "Allow dick pics from [character username]."]
Hey kids. What have you been up to? You know, other than rescuing nearly extinct aliens from a thermonuclear apocalypse. I hope none of you got severe radiation poisoning while you were out there; it would be a shame if anyone died before enjoying this little surprise.
Some of you have commissioned me for basic human needs such as dating apps and other social media platforms, and your wish has been granted. Here, have a look at the App Store.
[The underlined words are a link to the app store, featuring several popular apps from modern Earth, most of them modified and some of them space-themed. Neither of those apps are free, except for one: Comet Crush, which is exactly like Candy Crush, and just as addictive.]
Just in time for Valentine's, too. Have fun, everyone!
((OOC NOTES: Here is the total list of apps, horribly edited in MS Paint because I can't photoshop to save my life: Spacestagram (Instagram), Prober (Tinder), Welp (Yelp), OhSnap!Chat (Snapchat), Comet Crush (Candy Crush). Characters will have to pay a small fee for all of those apps except for Comet Crush (but they can buy all those precious lives and items on Comet Crush with real money just like real people have done with Candy Crush). Victor (and Yuuri, because he's Victor's bae), Jughead and Jason won't have to pay for the apps they commissioned, of course-- in fact, they'll receive 10% of the profit that their app makes. If your character is a hacker, feel free to have them download the app ~illegally~. Very late edit: A few things-- 1) I forgot to include this in the ooc notes yesterday, but any of those apps (except for Comet Crush) come equipped with every emoji you know and love, including a space poop emoji. Yes. 2) A big thank you to
fujita for linking to these spacestagram/instagram codes in Dorothy's tag!And if your character even thinks about sending unsolicited dick pics (let's be real, it is so going to happen), it just so happens that all of those apps have an automatic snapchat-like filter for penises: when the image recognition software recognizes a dick for what it is, it slaps a funny filter on it (if you need ideas, just google 'penis clothes'. Seriously. I'm not going to link to actual dick pics in here as an example), like a labcoat and glasses or a prairie dress and bonnet. If the character on the receiving end of the dick pics wants to see the real deal, they still can: they just have to tinker with the settings and select "Allow dick pics from [character username]."]
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That's the first time I've heard of that, here. Not that I'm surprised, but -
Space afterlife is maybe better than other possibilities I've read about when it comes to philosophy.
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Absolutely. All things considered, I'm quite pleased about spending my afterlife in a sci-fi movie rather than rotting in hell or vanishing into nothingness.
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That's just bizarre... one would assume you'd be able to only bring live people back, though... considering there are many from many different universes that may circumvent the 'death' problem.
What about an ethereal existence? Or purgatory?
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That would depend on your definition of purgatory, I suppose. And what do you mean by 'an ethereal existence'? Becoming a ghost?
[As much as she would have enjoyed keeping an eye on Shaw after the war was over, she doesn't know if her ghost heart would have been able to handle seeing Shaw but not actually interacting with her. Unless her ghost merged with The Machine somehow...]
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Hm. That seems awfully convenient.. but of course that would be the case.
Let's just say I didn't study religion in any form other than to pick out the inconsistencies and the ability of those preaching to control other humans through it.. So I have no real opinion on the matter other than I would find it boring if it were a matter of existing without purpose.
Yes. Personally I can think of a few people I wouldn't mind haunting.
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That sounds like a perfectly good motive to study religion if you ask me. I'm not sure about the haunting, though; while it would be fun at first, it just seems frustrating to interact with the people you're haunting without actually communicating with them.
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As most people would, sure.
My doctor was the type to shove Descartes at me faster than a Bible, so it makes sense. I meant more in the way of, you know, messing with them or just being a general pain in the ass.