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[Someone's back on the network with a little surprise. Remember her first post about apps? Well, she's been working on all those little projects and she's finally letting them out into the open. Welcome to the App Store.]
Hey kids. What have you been up to? You know, other than rescuing nearly extinct aliens from a thermonuclear apocalypse. I hope none of you got severe radiation poisoning while you were out there; it would be a shame if anyone died before enjoying this little surprise.
Some of you have commissioned me for basic human needs such as dating apps and other social media platforms, and your wish has been granted. Here, have a look at the App Store.
[The underlined words are a link to the app store, featuring several popular apps from modern Earth, most of them modified and some of them space-themed. Neither of those apps are free, except for one: Comet Crush, which is exactly like Candy Crush, and just as addictive.]
Just in time for Valentine's, too. Have fun, everyone!
((OOC NOTES: Here is the total list of apps, horribly edited in MS Paint because I can't photoshop to save my life: Spacestagram (Instagram), Prober (Tinder), Welp (Yelp), OhSnap!Chat (Snapchat), Comet Crush (Candy Crush). Characters will have to pay a small fee for all of those apps except for Comet Crush (but they can buy all those precious lives and items on Comet Crush with real money just like real people have done with Candy Crush). Victor (and Yuuri, because he's Victor's bae), Jughead and Jason won't have to pay for the apps they commissioned, of course-- in fact, they'll receive 10% of the profit that their app makes. If your character is a hacker, feel free to have them download the app ~illegally~. Very late edit: A few things-- 1) I forgot to include this in the ooc notes yesterday, but any of those apps (except for Comet Crush) come equipped with every emoji you know and love, including a space poop emoji. Yes. 2) A big thank you to
fujita for linking to these spacestagram/instagram codes in Dorothy's tag!
And if your character even thinks about sending unsolicited dick pics (let's be real, it is so going to happen), it just so happens that all of those apps have an automatic snapchat-like filter for penises: when the image recognition software recognizes a dick for what it is, it slaps a funny filter on it (if you need ideas, just google 'penis clothes'. Seriously. I'm not going to link to actual dick pics in here as an example), like a labcoat and glasses or a prairie dress and bonnet. If the character on the receiving end of the dick pics wants to see the real deal, they still can: they just have to tinker with the settings and select "Allow dick pics from [character username]."]
Hey kids. What have you been up to? You know, other than rescuing nearly extinct aliens from a thermonuclear apocalypse. I hope none of you got severe radiation poisoning while you were out there; it would be a shame if anyone died before enjoying this little surprise.
Some of you have commissioned me for basic human needs such as dating apps and other social media platforms, and your wish has been granted. Here, have a look at the App Store.
[The underlined words are a link to the app store, featuring several popular apps from modern Earth, most of them modified and some of them space-themed. Neither of those apps are free, except for one: Comet Crush, which is exactly like Candy Crush, and just as addictive.]
Just in time for Valentine's, too. Have fun, everyone!
((OOC NOTES: Here is the total list of apps, horribly edited in MS Paint because I can't photoshop to save my life: Spacestagram (Instagram), Prober (Tinder), Welp (Yelp), OhSnap!Chat (Snapchat), Comet Crush (Candy Crush). Characters will have to pay a small fee for all of those apps except for Comet Crush (but they can buy all those precious lives and items on Comet Crush with real money just like real people have done with Candy Crush). Victor (and Yuuri, because he's Victor's bae), Jughead and Jason won't have to pay for the apps they commissioned, of course-- in fact, they'll receive 10% of the profit that their app makes. If your character is a hacker, feel free to have them download the app ~illegally~. Very late edit: A few things-- 1) I forgot to include this in the ooc notes yesterday, but any of those apps (except for Comet Crush) come equipped with every emoji you know and love, including a space poop emoji. Yes. 2) A big thank you to
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And if your character even thinks about sending unsolicited dick pics (let's be real, it is so going to happen), it just so happens that all of those apps have an automatic snapchat-like filter for penises: when the image recognition software recognizes a dick for what it is, it slaps a funny filter on it (if you need ideas, just google 'penis clothes'. Seriously. I'm not going to link to actual dick pics in here as an example), like a labcoat and glasses or a prairie dress and bonnet. If the character on the receiving end of the dick pics wants to see the real deal, they still can: they just have to tinker with the settings and select "Allow dick pics from [character username]."]
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[ He's so happy tho. ]
text; un: ROOT
[Growing up in a small Texas town, she heard that expression far too many times.]
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they get 2 play w/ a lot of interesting shit ๐
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un: cpt andor; text
text; un: ROOT
[Mostly so that people here would actually spend money on it just like everyone did back home, but shh. No one needs to know that.]
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text, un: jjones
text; un: ROOT
Go on, have a look at your app; in addition to the regular rating system, I have included a unique rating system made entirely out of witty wordplay and puns. I haven't finished the 'awarding users special points for best wordplay' program we discussed the other day yet, but I'll include it in the next update.
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this is phenomenal craftsmanship and I'm excited to see the next update
also this comet crush thing is pretty great so far too js
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TEXT. โ id: gale
[ this, at least, is something dorothy knows. ]
[ OOC: ps if anyone is looking for instagram/spacestagram codes, i found two and changed the image of one to say spacestagram, so if anyone wants to snag the codes + the image, have a look! both code posts are linked. ]
text; un: ROOT
[Nah, she's only in it for the money and recognition. Mostly.]
((ooc: Holy crap, thanks so much! I edited the main post to include that link, just in case it gets lost in the comments. (Unless you'd prefer for me to remove the link from the post?))
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[ ooc: i don't mind at all. in fact, i support spreading the codes so everyone can benefit so a+ also i am so happy we icly have spacestagram and all now, this made my day :> ]
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un: rhy5-w1nz
[ he jacked all the apps illegally, though, so he's only whining for the sake of, you guessed it, WHINING :') ]
text; un: ROOT
[She just wanted to make it sound terrible, and she's glad to see it worked.]
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but a NICE ring seems like a stretch
I'm... so sorry for this...
i....love you...
I'm so glad you enjoy my terribleness :')
text | un: v-nikiforov
text; un: ROOT
[Achievement unlocked: getting Root to mock-flirt with you. This friendship is going places.]
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Ah, but isn't it all the more rewarding being surprised like this? Too much, and you'd simply start failing to believe my sincerity.
( watch him already installing spacestagram. be his friend on spacestagram, Root. do it. )
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text; un; tonyhawkprosk85
this is actually devastating
i need a minute
i need to know
what happened to twitter
is twitter ok
text; un: ROOT
[Twitter is fine, but she really can't resist trolling Dave.]
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twitter will forever be encapsulated in my mind as an oasis of the internet and theres nothing you can do about it
tell me this tho
how fucking sad is it that a 16 year old with a once flourishing internet presence has no idea what the fuck any of these apps are
what happened to angry birds
wait
nvm
i dont want to know
text; un: nanamin
[ Not that it will be difficult, but there's definitely enthusiasm written all over this text message. ]
text; un: ROOT
[She is, actually-- mostly because the highest score on the list (for now) is her own.]
((ooc: I'm completely canon-blind but I noticed your Chiaki is an AI. Root was hopelessly devoted to an AI back home and she'd be amazed to actually meet one in the flesh-- do other characters know Chiaki is an AI or is it a carefully kept secret...?))
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text | un: RE-L124C41+
Is anyone actually going to go about dating on this ship with everything going on?
Sounds like a way to get duped.
text; un: ROOT
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