TEXT. — id: gale

[fujita]

has anyone ever been to a different world or universe or whatever before ending up here, or just me?
are there any tornadoes in space? that's probably a silly question
but seriously, is there weather in space? they gave me a job as a weather girl

more importantly: has anyone seen a guy called lucas or roan and a little girl called sylvie around?

oh, and i'm a nurse, so if anyone needs help with injuries, well. there's probably some kind of medical service on board anyway, but if there isn't, feel free to come to me and i'll do what i can.

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[fujita]

you get eaten by a neighbor, i got picked up by a tornado and deposited in another world

[ichimyatsu]

...explains the weather girl bit a little more.

[fujita]

yeah, that feels like someone's playing a joke on me

[ichimyatsu]

if it helps, i got saddled with a job as a psychic. i don't know shit about psychics, but my cat can speak truths if you speak lies to him.

[fujita]

your cat can speak??

[ichimyatsu]

kind of a long story, but yeah.

[fujita]

you know what, no
i'm not even surprised anymore

[ that's kind of a lie, but not much of one ]

[ichimyatsu]

that bad?

[fujita]

i went from a place where magic only exists in stories to a place where it's so real it was outlawed, and now i'm here

[ichimyatsu]

yikes.

[fujita]

yeah
so you have a talking cat
that speaks the truth??

toto (the dog) doesn't talk

[ichimyatsu]

something like that. basically he only talks if someone lies, because he's correcting them by speaking their honest feelings.

that's probably better. they're not really supposed to talk, animals.

[fujita]

that's oddly specific and really weird
does he do that with you, too?

[ichimyatsu]

blame my little brother and the weird professor in our city.
and yes, unfortunately. i think it's compulsive.

[fujita]

weird professor?

[ichimyatsu]

yeah. dunno how else to explain him really, he's just a weird professor. makes weird shit like feelings medicines he intends to inject in people's asses that turn cats psychic instead.

[fujita]

okay, that does sound really weird
and unethical

[ichimyatsu]

unhygienic, too.

[fujita]

please tell me he used a clean syringe at least

[ichimyatsu]

maybe, i'm not sure. nyanko never got sick, at least. you don't wanna know where he pulled the medicine from, though.

[fujita]

so i shouldn't ask? because i do kind of want to know

[ichimyatsu]

he pulled the bottle out of his pants. shit reeked.

[fujita]

oh
ew

[ichimyatsu]

yeah.

[fujita]

i'm sorry
that sounds terrible