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bitcoin scholar junpei tenmyouji ([personal profile] coolerjunpei) wrote in [community profile] eluvio2017-01-03 10:44 pm

video; un: junpei

[So, space kidnapping—Junpei isn't a fan. He doesn't believe the "anomaly" stuff and he definitely doesn't want to hear more explanations; until someone shows him real and possibly tangible proof that this isn't just space kidnapping, he's not going to believe it! Easy!

Less easy: calming the hell down. If he's been kidnapped this makes it the third time, and he's already certain that any second now all the doors on the ship are going to slam shut and lock and he'll have to do something unspeakable just to survive. Again. A hasty search determines he at least doesn't know anyone here (it's both a relief and a shame, but whatever), and so the next thing he does is cheerfully (he's not cheerful) head off to start working his new job immediately.

Because his new job is getting drunk (not in so many words), and he needs a drink or twelve. He's on the network after that, his wrist comm clearly not on his wrist for he's very pointedly pulled it off and set it, for now, on what appears to be the bar itself.]


Heyyy, space cadets! [He waves a beer.] How many of you are missing out on the space beer right now, huh? There's a ton of it! C'mon down and live a little, before we're not living anymore!

[Just gonna take a long swig of this on camera... cool. Anyway,] I'm serious, there's no time like the present, right?! Before somebody comes along and makes us all hate each other, let's do this!

[The video shakes a lot at this point as he drunkenly figures out how to turn it off. That's it... that's the message.]



SEVERAL HOURS LATER, a shameful second video, much briefer:
[Mr. Drunk and Disorderly is back, looking worse for wear than before. Ha ha... oops.]

Uh... hey. Sorry anyone who had to see that before. I'm totally fine now! And if you have no idea what I'm talking about—don't ask. Seriously. Please.

[fucking.....nailed it]


(ooc; please feel free to judge him while he's sloshed or afterwards, consider this a double-prompt post)
andreios: (98)

[personal profile] andreios 2017-01-07 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
All right.

[ It doesn't take him long to reach the bar. He's been here long enough that he's at least a little familiar with the layout of the ship. Most of it, anyway.

Stepping inside, he scans the place, spots a guy, and heads his way, lifting a hand in greeting. ]


Junpei? I'm Sam.
andreios: (19)

[personal profile] andreios 2017-01-08 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Good timing.

[ He gestures toward the bartender, lifting two of his fingers. The bartender goes to get it while Sam sits down next to Junpei. ]

Let me guess. You're new. [ He arches an eyebrow. ] New to space, too?
andreios: (80)

[personal profile] andreios 2017-01-10 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Depends.

[ Not one to judge, Sam slides one of the bottles the bartender sets down over to Junpei. ]

What exactly constitutes space conditions? I've spent a lot of time in space. I can help you out if you need some pointers.