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[ The feed flickers on and there is a disembodied hand being held in view, waving in a friendly sort of way. Jason dips his face into view, he's grinning wildly; ]
Anybody need a hand??
[ He starts laughing as if the joke is the funniest thing in the world. Somewhere off-screen, Vaas can be heard chanting "Soylent Green is people!"
The hand waves again before the feed flickers off. That's it. That's the post. ]
( ooc: sorry. replies will come from both jason and vaas! )
Anybody need a hand??
[ He starts laughing as if the joke is the funniest thing in the world. Somewhere off-screen, Vaas can be heard chanting "Soylent Green is people!"
The hand waves again before the feed flickers off. That's it. That's the post. ]
( ooc: sorry. replies will come from both jason and vaas! )
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Dunno, kind of a dead weight, you know?
[ l m a o; he thinks he's funny. ]
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Oh my god, that's gotta be a "no". At least you boys are enjoying yourselves.
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Nah. What the hell information can be found it? Probably a dude and he was in the wrong place at the wrong time. [ He does kind of sober up a little here; ] Like most people are when they get killed.
Nothing to do about it now, you know?
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(humming, fingers drumming against her cheek.)
Is that all you found? Just that dude's arm?
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Nah. Fingers from the other hand... [ he trails off and makes an unidentifiable sound ] Blood in the ketchup bottle.
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Blood. In a ketchup bottle.
...
Now they're just fucking with us.
(UNIMPRESSED)
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Dude, they had fingers mixed in with the sausages. I think it's pretty fucking obvious they're fucking around.
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I know... But at least the rest was relatively serious. This is just ridiculous. It's like they're decorating.
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Macabre decor. [ He does the 👌 gesture ]
So fuckin' chic, man.
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(implying that they did this, but she's joking... she's joking...)
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I mean, you let Vaas do some shit like that and you're more likely to have fuckin' mango trees and a head garden or some shit.
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I'd be stoked for a mango garden, I don't know what you've got against those. You ever have mango chutney chicken curry?
(notice her SKIMMING OVER THE HEAD GARDEN PART.)
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No, sure haven't. [ And he can't decide if it sounds good or gross. ] Look, you spend a while running around a jungle and not having a lot to eat and a guy you hate is, like, obsessed with mangoes, you start to fucking hate them. Better than coconuts, I guess, though.