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[dudebro]

[ The feed flickers on and there is a disembodied hand being held in view, waving in a friendly sort of way. Jason dips his face into view, he's grinning wildly; ]

Anybody need a hand??

[ He starts laughing as if the joke is the funniest thing in the world. Somewhere off-screen, Vaas can be heard chanting "Soylent Green is people!"

The hand waves again before the feed flickers off. That's it. That's the post. ]

( ooc: sorry. replies will come from both jason and vaas! )

Comments

[dudebro]

[ He shouldn't be laughing. But, he's totally laughing. ]

Dunno, kind of a dead weight, you know?

[ l m a o; he thinks he's funny. ]

[doxing]

(JASON, she's trying not to laugh now, fuck you... but hers is a weird mixture of alcohol and exasperation.)

Oh my god, that's gotta be a "no". At least you boys are enjoying yourselves.

[dudebro]

[ Whatever. He can see that struggle. It only makes him grin even bigger. ]

Nah. What the hell information can be found it? Probably a dude and he was in the wrong place at the wrong time. [ He does kind of sober up a little here; ] Like most people are when they get killed.

Nothing to do about it now, you know?

[doxing]

Yeah, probably not. I'd suggest bringing it to the medbay, but those pricks are really holding out on us.

(humming, fingers drumming against her cheek.)

Is that all you found? Just that dude's arm?

[dudebro]

[ He just blows out a breath that seems to take too long to empty out, then glances off-screen. It's safe to assume he's sharing some sort of weird jungle look with Vaas about this. ]

Nah. Fingers from the other hand... [ he trails off and makes an unidentifiable sound ] Blood in the ketchup bottle.

[doxing]

(doesn't understand the jungle look, doesn't want to understand the jungle look.)

Blood. In a ketchup bottle.

...

Now they're just fucking with us.

(UNIMPRESSED)

[dudebro]

[ Is she sure, though? Jungle stuff is cool. ]

Dude, they had fingers mixed in with the sausages. I think it's pretty fucking obvious they're fucking around.

[doxing]

(she's a little intrigued, but not enough to ask. maybe later, tarzan.)

I know... But at least the rest was relatively serious. This is just ridiculous. It's like they're decorating.

[dudebro]

[ No one ever wants to listen to him. ]

Macabre decor. [ He does the 👌 gesture ]

So fuckin' chic, man.

[doxing]

You've got an eye for style, I must say. I'll have to get you boys to do my room up real nice, next.

(implying that they did this, but she's joking... she's joking...)

[dudebro]

[ Is she really joking though... ]

I mean, you let Vaas do some shit like that and you're more likely to have fuckin' mango trees and a head garden or some shit.

[doxing]

(look, you two are Very Interesting people...)

I'd be stoked for a mango garden, I don't know what you've got against those. You ever have mango chutney chicken curry?

(notice her SKIMMING OVER THE HEAD GARDEN PART.)

[dudebro]

[ He did notice and the look on his face says as much. Because he's trying to decide if he wants to push on that button or let it go. After a slight moment of hesitation, he decides to just let it go. He's had enough body parts for a while, actually. ]

No, sure haven't. [ And he can't decide if it sounds good or gross. ] Look, you spend a while running around a jungle and not having a lot to eat and a guy you hate is, like, obsessed with mangoes, you start to fucking hate them. Better than coconuts, I guess, though.