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[dudebro]

[ The feed flickers on and there is a disembodied hand being held in view, waving in a friendly sort of way. Jason dips his face into view, he's grinning wildly; ]

Anybody need a hand??

[ He starts laughing as if the joke is the funniest thing in the world. Somewhere off-screen, Vaas can be heard chanting "Soylent Green is people!"

The hand waves again before the feed flickers off. That's it. That's the post. ]

( ooc: sorry. replies will come from both jason and vaas! )

Comments

[doxing]

(doesn't understand the jungle look, doesn't want to understand the jungle look.)

Blood. In a ketchup bottle.

...

Now they're just fucking with us.

(UNIMPRESSED)

[dudebro]

[ Is she sure, though? Jungle stuff is cool. ]

Dude, they had fingers mixed in with the sausages. I think it's pretty fucking obvious they're fucking around.

[doxing]

(she's a little intrigued, but not enough to ask. maybe later, tarzan.)

I know... But at least the rest was relatively serious. This is just ridiculous. It's like they're decorating.

[dudebro]

[ No one ever wants to listen to him. ]

Macabre decor. [ He does the 👌 gesture ]

So fuckin' chic, man.

[doxing]

You've got an eye for style, I must say. I'll have to get you boys to do my room up real nice, next.

(implying that they did this, but she's joking... she's joking...)

[dudebro]

[ Is she really joking though... ]

I mean, you let Vaas do some shit like that and you're more likely to have fuckin' mango trees and a head garden or some shit.

[doxing]

(look, you two are Very Interesting people...)

I'd be stoked for a mango garden, I don't know what you've got against those. You ever have mango chutney chicken curry?

(notice her SKIMMING OVER THE HEAD GARDEN PART.)

[dudebro]

[ He did notice and the look on his face says as much. Because he's trying to decide if he wants to push on that button or let it go. After a slight moment of hesitation, he decides to just let it go. He's had enough body parts for a while, actually. ]

No, sure haven't. [ And he can't decide if it sounds good or gross. ] Look, you spend a while running around a jungle and not having a lot to eat and a guy you hate is, like, obsessed with mangoes, you start to fucking hate them. Better than coconuts, I guess, though.