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[shabby]

Hello, internet peoples!

[ Getting right to the point, Vaas pans the camera around to show the Red Lion of Voltron sitting in the hangar, now sporting a fresh coat of thick black tiger stripes. ]

Anyone want to help me get this tiger I found into the atrium? I will give you some steaks for your trouble.

[ Fair warning: these steaks are made from the Fek Vaas and Reaper killed during their hunting expedition. Also they're going to have to dismantle the Red Lion. It's not going to fit through the doorways. ]

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[shabby]

[ This argument is starting to bore him. The little man—it's hard to think of him as a real man, he looks more like an untried boy to Vaas—isn't making any goddamn sense at all. ]

It is a metal tiger. [ He tries to be patient and speak slowly, hoping that maybe if the words come slow, the guy will understand. ] You see? Like those modern art sculptures you see on the internets. We don't have them in my island. This is the first time I've seen one.

[ And now it's his modern art sculpture. Little weaselly boy trying to take it from him isn't going to fly. ]

If it's yours, why is it here in this big room by itself?

[mullet]

Do you even seen where you are?!

[ Keith gestures wildly out to encompass the space they're in. Which is the hangar bay where all other assorted aircrafts are!!! This guy has some nerve treating Keith like he doesn't know what's going on. ]

This is the hangar of a space ship! [ And, yes, Keith is now talking like Vaas is the idiot and needs to hear things slow in order to understand them. ] This is where they put all the smaller ships when traveling long distances or warp.

That [ he points to the red lion with his bayard ] is a. Space. Craft. It flies [ he moves that hand like a plane through the air ] in space. It is driven by me. I am the chosen pilot.

[shabby]

[ For what it's worth, Vaas is listening. The problem is, nothing the guy's saying is making sense. Sure, he can see the smaller spaceships in the hangar. They're all over the place. But they look like fighter planes and shuttles and spaceships.

None of them look like a giant fucking cat.

He looks around the hangar, sucking on his teeth in thought. Then he looks back at the crazy guy and points toward the metal animal in question. ]

If it's a spaceship, why does it look like a fucking cat?