wanda maximoff (
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eluvio2017-02-09 02:55 pm
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- archie comics: jughead jones,
- dangan ronpa: nekomaru nidai,
- emerald city: dorothy gale,
- fullmetal alchemist: maes hughes,
- marvel comics: tony stark,
- mcu: wanda maximoff,
- shadowhunters: clary fray,
- shadowhunters: jace wayland,
- star wars: luke skywalker,
- the 100: bellamy blake,
- yuri!!! on ice: victor nikiforov
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[ the video feed comes to life with a young woman slumped against the counter of what looks like brooklyn's finest water bar. behind her is a blue sign that says 'the HYDRAtion station', but the lights on HYDRA seem to be broken because they're currently not lit up.
she looks vaguely unamused, ribbons of red energy swirling idly around her finger tips as they drum against the counter. ]
I'm taking suggestions for a new name for this... water bar. [ she gestures back to the sign, red energy following the motion like the tail of a comet, her thick vaguely eastern european accent not thick enough to disguise her disdain. ] English is not my native language, I'm afraid my puns will not do it justice.
she looks vaguely unamused, ribbons of red energy swirling idly around her finger tips as they drum against the counter. ]
I'm taking suggestions for a new name for this... water bar. [ she gestures back to the sign, red energy following the motion like the tail of a comet, her thick vaguely eastern european accent not thick enough to disguise her disdain. ] English is not my native language, I'm afraid my puns will not do it justice.
no subject
[ bellamy's better at naming things, though. not to toot his own horn, but "octavia" is a pretty bitching name. so, wanda receives a second text: ]
If you don't like Hydra, you can always go for Poseidon. Everyone knows he's the king of the sea. Might as well be king of the water bars, too.
i feel personally victimized by that icon you jerk
[ she scrawls out the name in cursive ribbons of magic, snaps a picture, and sends that to him. ]
steeples my fingers evilly, just as planned my friend ...
Short and sweet. Anyone with half a brain would know who Poseidon is.
If you have to lay it out for people, someone's doing something wrong. Usually it's you.
[ bellamy blake: master businessman. he's actually just talking out of his ass. ]