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[sixth]

[ Although the image is mostly Wash's face, there's enough background in the shot to make it clear that he's standing in one of the Eluvio's corridors. There's a door behind him and just off to the left is a sign that reads: SIMSPACE. Once the feed's going, he jerks his thumb back toward the door. ]

If I don't come out of here in like a day, send someone in to get me.

[ He pauses, making a slightly exasperated, slightly apologetic face. ]

And hey, if using this thing unleashes some kind of virtual reality nightmare on everybody, sorry. [ Does that require a little clarification? Maybe it requires some clarification. ] I've seen the old movies. I know how this shit goes.

[ Agent Washington. Always a pessimist. He offers a faint, tiny smile. ]

Otherwise, if anybody wants to visit one of the beaches on my homeworld, come on down. I can give you the grand tour.


( ooc: i figured the eluvio could use its own version of the holodeck! i posted a thing to the locations list so if there's anyone else who wants to take advantage of these things, be my guest! )

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[glitterpants]

_{[ See Wash, this is why he likes having you around. You're smart. ]}
About that.. there is a minor detail.
We have no been introduced.. formally yet.

Though, that should not effect the attraction i feel, right??
_{[ feelings are strong with this one. ]}

[sixth]

If you need a formal introduction, I can get you one. I've known Carolina for years.

Besides, sometimes you just know, right? You don't need all the bells and whistles.

[glitterpants]

_{[ oh, well. This is useful. He doesn't quite respond to the second part of the message and just goes on: ]}
Do you know important things such as... what flowers she likes? Or movies she watches?

[sixth]

Get her a single red rose. Make sure it has thorns on it. Carolina appreciates sharp things. Three magazines of 7.62x51mm Full Metal Jacket rounds. And some chocolate. Everybody likes chocolate.

We didn't watch a lot of vids. You want to take her on the perfect date, take her to the shooting range.

[glitterpants]

You say she appreciates sharp things....
Should i dress...

*Sharply* then?

[sixth]

[ He laughs. He can't help it. The question reminds him a little of Tucker. If Tucker was even a tiny bit smooth. ]

Couldn't hurt. Take a knife along. Ask her to teach you how to use it. Maybe correct your fighting stance.

[ Maybe that's cheesy but it always works in the movies. ]

[glitterpants]

Heh.
I'll ask her to teach me more things than just how to use a knife too.
She's more than welcome to correct the stance i use for other things.
_{[ ?...... ????????? ]}

[sixth]

She probably will. Carolina can get a little bossy. You up for that?

[glitterpants]

Tch. You bet i am.
As an untamed wolf longs for his pack, for companionship, a mate..
Those wild behaviors that are his spirit, usually stirring restlessly..
Come to ease just by the sight of her.
Willing to be disciplined to her will, and charmed by her whims.
_{[ ???????????? ]}

[sixth]

As long as you're willing to be disciplined by her, I think you'll do just fine.

[glitterpants]

A tough heart like mine needs tenderizing before it can be adored.
_{[ are you kidding...... you're the softest guy out there why do you want to make people think you're tough..... ]}

I shouldn't hesitate about this should i? She's probably been awaiting for me to make a move of some sort for awhile now.

[sixth]

Waiting never does anyone any good. You wait too long, you end up regretting it for years.

[ And that's a little personal. Maybe too personal. But all waiting has ever brought Wash is misery. ]

[glitterpants]

I try my hardest not to wait.
You cannot catch a falling star if you hesitate..
_{[ which is why he is used to— and expecting to— rejection and being shot down. ]}

As soon as i get the things i need, i will.

[sixth]

Let me know how it goes. Or if I can help in any way.

[glitterpants]

You've already been the springboard for Carolina-san and I's happy life together.
For that, i'm in your debt.

Good day, my brother.
_{[ look at this eager mcbeaver...
and that's it, he's done with this message and will get researching when he has the time to.. which could be awhile with the way future events pan out.) ]}

sorry sorry sorry

[rumbling]

she likes explosives, too. the bigger, the better.
not a big movie watcher, but i'll tell you what she would like that she would never admit to...
loves being serenaded. real sappy romantic songs. really gets her going.

[ Maine no one asked. But who are they if they can't give each other shit??? Maybe don't kick him out of a sky scraper again!!!]

NEVER APOLOGIZE

[glitterpants]

_{[ who the fuck is this guy........
IT DOESN'T MATTER. It sounds like he knows Carolina real well, so he's taking the bait.. desperately.. pathetically.. ]}

Are you absolutely certain? Ah.. is she tough on the outside and delicate on the inside?
That is fantastic! Serenading is what i do best. I have the voice of a heaven sent angel.. though.. i like to believe that elvis has influenced me.
_{[ he likes Western music over Japanese music, it's true. ]}

[rumbling]

[ Sorry, buddy. ]

you've got it.
carolina's got a tender heart that's easy to touch but she plays a good game.
the louder she yells, the more into it she is.

[ He... doesn't really know Elvis. Way before his time and not really something he had the time or inclination to listen to. But, you do you, pal. ]

[glitterpants]

_{[ Maine is speaking his kind of language when it comes to ~*his type*~ of girl. ]}
Which is ultimately bigger, then?
Her bark or her bite? Sometimes those who are delicate tend to hold back.
_{[ She sounds rough, but is she? ]}

[rumbling]

[ More rough than he probably realizes....... ]

they're both pretty rough.

[ Haha. Small pun. Maine does have a sense of humor sometimes. ]

but if you can handle it, she'll be impressed.

[glitterpants]

Years of practice have made me adequate for this sort of thing.
_{[ why does he make it sound like getting trampled on, rejected, insulted, slapped and beaten by women something to be proud of?
forever his heart will go on....... his persistence is ungodly. ]}

[rumbling]

hey, you do you, kid.
good luck.

[ Because he's definitely going to need it with Carolina. ]

[glitterpants]

Heh. Thank you. I know i'll need it.
Women play tough with me.
_{[ because you're an embarrassing, greasy virgin... ]}