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[liquidate]

i've been reading up on the outer space

(he hasn't read anything.)

bajikan is cool and their weird food's good, but i was looking forward to seeing stars...
where are they, behind that big fire planet blinding everybody???
that thing's overkill if you ask me
we've even been passing a bunch of ugly rocks and i haven't seen one that twinkles at me yet
clearly this is impossible, because there are so many stars in the sky and you think we'd pass by at least one by now?!
these books i've been slaving over are all liars

(he hasn't read anything.)

does anyone know how long i have to wait?
we've gotta be reaching the inner space soon and i don't want to miss them
get back to me quickly
suigetsu, out!

Comments

[liquidate]

me too!!
the war that is, hahahah

what was your war about?

[braidedwonder]

Keeping peace between Earth and the space colonies.

Nothing incredible, just annoying in political ways.

[liquidate]

political stuff is the worst
were you on the earth side or the space colony side?

[braidedwonder]

I came out of a tube on space colony L2, so I decided to side with home.

[liquidate]

a tube?
what do you mean by that?

(TUBE PTSD)

[braidedwonder]

People who try to carry babies the natural way in space tend to die, so... Instead test tube babies are grown in tubes to prevent the mother's death but allow people in space to have babies.

[liquidate]

THAT'S THE GROSSEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD

[braidedwonder]

You haven't heard much then, have you??

That's not too bad. But then again I guess that's kinda normal for me so... whatever.

[liquidate]

well i'm over-exaggerating, i've heard and seen a lot more than most where "gross" is concerned
but that just goes on my list!!

what's the grossest thing you've ever heard???

[braidedwonder]

That I wasn't allowed in the red district to investigate what alien boobs look like because I'm 17.

Major bullshit.

[liquidate]

what?
really?
but you're an adult

[braidedwonder]

Dude, tell me about it. I've killed people and I can't even see a weird set of alien boobs.

[liquidate]

is it specifically alien boobs you wanna see
don't the aliens look kinda gross?

[braidedwonder]

I wouldn't turn anything down I'm just saying I'm curious about alien junk

[liquidate]

alien boobs and alien junk
ok well i'm sure if you go to the spas in superbia you can catch a couple who are naked in the sauna or something

but dicks already look weird enough as it is, they've probably got weirder ones
or three boobs
i'll have to confer with sasuke on this one

[braidedwonder]

I mean I'd be down for that if I hadn't already been asked a thousand times about how many wigs I thought my braid could make.

I'd hate to be in alien jail because I beat someone up over my hair.

What if they've got two dicks like sharks? Or nipples like dogs?

[liquidate]

sharks what

(did... did... did kisame...

GRABS HANDFULS OF HIS HAIR, REFUSING TO REPLY FOR 10 MINUTES.)

[liquidate]

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS ANYMORE

[braidedwonder]

Sharks have two dicks - -

Is it really that disturbing?

[liquidate]

YES I SAID STOP

oh man that image is gonna haunt me forever

[braidedwonder]

What if they're spiked, too?

Barbed?

[liquidate]

you're so gross
grosser than i first suspected

[braidedwonder]

You're so much more delicate than I thought for a guy blustering about killing/fighting me not too long ago

[liquidate]

don't get me wrong, i'd still kill you
but this guy i knew was sharky and what you continue to say, coupled with my inability to ignore people, is disturbing me

think of a sibling, then a sibling's coworker
that talked to you often when you were little and you went to some of their meetings because you really wanted to work with them and were really jealous

that kind of relationship
don't talk about claspers

(HE KNEW THIS WHOLE TIME.)