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TEXT, UN: GEKOKUJOU
i've been reading up on the outer space
(he hasn't read anything.)
bajikan is cool and their weird food's good, but i was looking forward to seeing stars...
where are they, behind that big fire planet blinding everybody???
that thing's overkill if you ask me
we've even been passing a bunch of ugly rocks and i haven't seen one that twinkles at me yet
clearly this is impossible, because there are so many stars in the sky and you think we'd pass by at least one by now?!
these books i've been slaving over are all liars
(he hasn't read anything.)
does anyone know how long i have to wait?
we've gotta be reaching the inner space soon and i don't want to miss them
get back to me quickly
suigetsu, out!
(he hasn't read anything.)
bajikan is cool and their weird food's good, but i was looking forward to seeing stars...
where are they, behind that big fire planet blinding everybody???
that thing's overkill if you ask me
we've even been passing a bunch of ugly rocks and i haven't seen one that twinkles at me yet
clearly this is impossible, because there are so many stars in the sky and you think we'd pass by at least one by now?!
these books i've been slaving over are all liars
(he hasn't read anything.)
does anyone know how long i have to wait?
we've gotta be reaching the inner space soon and i don't want to miss them
get back to me quickly
suigetsu, out!
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ok well i'm sure if you go to the spas in superbia you can catch a couple who are naked in the sauna or something
but dicks already look weird enough as it is, they've probably got weirder ones
or three boobs
i'll have to confer with sasuke on this one
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I mean I'd be down for that if I hadn't already been asked a thousand times about how many wigs I thought my braid could make.
I'd hate to be in alien jail because I beat someone up over my hair.
What if they've got two dicks like sharks? Or nipples like dogs?
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(did... did... did kisame...
GRABS HANDFULS OF HIS HAIR, REFUSING TO REPLY FOR 10 MINUTES.)
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Sharks have two dicks - -
Is it really that disturbing?
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oh man that image is gonna haunt me forever
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What if they're spiked, too?
Barbed?
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grosser than i first suspected
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You're so much more delicate than I thought for a guy blustering about killing/fighting me not too long ago
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but this guy i knew was sharky and what you continue to say, coupled with my inability to ignore people, is disturbing me
think of a sibling, then a sibling's coworker
that talked to you often when you were little and you went to some of their meetings because you really wanted to work with them and were really jealous
that kind of relationship
don't talk about claspers
(HE KNEW THIS WHOLE TIME.)