voice/text | 2/24 evening | un: aximili

[canadese]

<I have discovered another body in a corridor near the general commerce area. I have sent the remains to the medical bay for examination. I will update once they have been identified.>

[A pause.]

<And if anyone has information regarding Marco's whereabouts, I would appreciate hearing it.>

[TEXT UPDATE, forward dated to 24 hours later, 2/25 evening]

according to the lab data the remains are those of ukoku sanzo. my condolences to anyone who knew him

[He's skeptical, though. Who says the data is true?]

Comments

[shenunigans]

ok
but if something has happened to him and
god forbid
someone finds him in their cheerios they wont know who he is
cannot provide information without further information provided

[He started this, he won't fault him for being pissy.]

[canadese]

he is a human of small build somewhat dark skin and black hair sometimes he is a gorilla i dont know what other details are needed

[shenunigans]

i feel like one of these things is not like the other
a gorilla
as in
we picked him up from planet of the apes
as in hes a weregorilla when the moon is banana yellow
or is he like a mascot for a store or something and just wears a realistic suit for pleasure and purpose
this is important

[canadese]

the gorilla is his morph of choice when it comes to combat therefore it is possible that he was in that form when he was subdued or killed

[Which would mean he's stuck that way, if he's not dead. Best not to think about that.

Also, duh, Dave. What, can't you turn into a gorilla whenever you want?]

[shenunigans]

im not sure what sort of dimension youre from but the humans i know dont just devolve into apes unless theyve lived extensively in the deep south subsisting off nothing but beer jerky and football
humans in my world either die the way they are or end up in space for whatever reason

but fine
i will keep my eyes out for a boy or an ape at any given time

[canadese]

thank you

[The least helpful alien of all.]