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[dudebro]

[ The feed flickers on and there is a disembodied hand being held in view, waving in a friendly sort of way. Jason dips his face into view, he's grinning wildly; ]

Anybody need a hand??

[ He starts laughing as if the joke is the funniest thing in the world. Somewhere off-screen, Vaas can be heard chanting "Soylent Green is people!"

The hand waves again before the feed flickers off. That's it. That's the post. ]

( ooc: sorry. replies will come from both jason and vaas! )

Comments

[shabby]

No? What, you don't have a sense of humor?

[ He sighs, shaking his head and clicking his tongue in disappointment. ]

Life's gonna be very hard for you without a sense of humor.

[estrayer]

I have a sense of humor. You just found disembodied pieces of someone who used to live on this ship. I don't think that's something to laugh at.

[ Or tempt fate, by waving it around as if they haven't just done exactly what the killer wanted them to do.

[shabby]

Why? [ It's a serious question. ] Will being upset bring whoever it was back to life?

[estrayer]

Can we just skip past how much of a shit you don't give and go straight to the actual intel?

Like names, for example. The others announced names. Have you reported this to medical so they can find out who it was?

[shabby]

You are boring and have no sense of humor. I don't think I like you.

[ There's always a buzzkill whenever he's having fun. ]

[estrayer]

[ Totally deadpan. ]

That’s devastating, I don’t know how I’ll cope.

[ Pause. He’s still waiting. ]

The names?