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[whatchoice]

[ the video feed comes to life with a young woman slumped against the counter of what looks like brooklyn's finest water bar. behind her is a blue sign that says 'the HYDRAtion station', but the lights on HYDRA seem to be broken because they're currently not lit up.

she looks vaguely unamused, ribbons of red energy swirling idly around her finger tips as they drum against the counter. ]

I'm taking suggestions for a new name for this... water bar. [ she gestures back to the sign, red energy following the motion like the tail of a comet, her thick vaguely eastern european accent not thick enough to disguise her disdain. ] English is not my native language, I'm afraid my puns will not do it justice.

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[juniberries]

[hah hah wh at.....?]

Have you tried the water? Do they flavour it in some way?

[whatchoice]

Who shall look after the artisanal waters?

[slackbeard]

they're grown up artisanal waters it's time they took care of themselves

[whatchoice]

Some are, I think, yes. [ a tap flicks on down the line without wanda touching it and the water that comes out is blue. ] Blueberry, maybe. I've only tried plain.

[whatchoice]

I believe you are trying to make me lose my job.

[slackbeard]

it doesn't count as losing if you're freeing yourself

[fujita]

why not?

[ #truth ]

[amelioraate]

[ Look, Robot is totally easier than English. He swears.]

You know, I always wanted to be fluent in that language, how close is it to Russian?

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[dominance]

[ hydra. the beast slain in hercules' second labour. it seems as though she's slain it much in the same fashion. ]

Water Bar.

Pretty straight forward.

[dadandgone]

A wet bar is what they call a bar or counter equipped with running water and a sink, for serving alcoholic drinks at home. So it might send the impression that you serve alcohol and not just water.

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[taggingwomprats]

Huh. You know, I'm not really sure. You could make a killing on Tatooine, though.

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[nodyinteam]

'HIT AND A PISS'

[I'm so sorry]

[whatchoice]

Why's that? I don't know what Tatooine is.

[whatchoice]

And yet not very fun.

[whatchoice]

Oh. I thought a wet bar was with oysters.

[ nope, that would be tony's raw bar. ]

[whatchoice]

We use the same alphabet and some of the words are close. Sokovians signs tended to have Russian and Serbian on them.

[ look, this is kind of weird. ]

You've never expressed interest in Sokovia before.

[whatchoice]

In my experience, men think they know best.

[fujita]

you know what? that fits the wizard

[whatchoice]

I'm liberating myself from capitalism?

[whatchoice]

[ l m a o ]

My brother would appreciate that one.

[whatchoice]

[ literally zero of the bad guys that wanda has fought or knows about were women so. ]

No offense if you're a man.

[fujita]

i'm not
my name's dorothy, by the way

[whatchoice]

I am Wanda.

Nice to meet you as it were.

[fujita]

same
are you new here, too?

[whatchoice]

I only arrived yesterday.