Oh yeah. Hunting, fishing, snorkeling, horseback rides, trips to the beach, archery, hang-gliding. We do all kinds of exciting things at my island. We have lots of wildlife too.

[ He starts ticking them off on his fingers. ]

Tigers, bears, sharks, crocodiles, tapirs, snakes, panthers, cassowaries, komodo dragons, eagles, macaques, deer, dingoes.

[ He could keep going but he stops with a shrug. ]

It's a great place. Much better than this shithole.