eluvio | un: greenmememachine; text

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So I'm not trying to be a jerk or anything but whoever messed with my room on the castle needs to never, ever set foot in there again, thanks.

No, they're just not where I'm used to finding them.

I'll remember that crack about my height, Lance.

its a valid possibility!!!!!
do you need help is that what youre saying because as it turns out
i can probably reach them

You'll regret this when i program a robot to kick you in the shins.

why cant you????
youre close enough

Because that way I can sit somewhere comfy and not do the work of chasing your long, lanky butt around.

no wonder youre never going to get your stuff from the top shelf
lazy AND short
tsk tsk tsk

You're the worst.

and yet
you love me
~THE STRUGGLE~