[ Oh, Jesus Christ. Just watching this, and reading over the list, gives Wash flashes of the Reds and the Blues.

On the upside, he's used to dealing with people like this. ]

I'm Wash. [ He offers a tiny there-and-gone smile. ] Sorry to say I haven't seen your brothers. You're the first person I've seen who looks like you.

[ This might be a stupid thing to ask, but he's going to do it. ]

You've got a pretty extensive list of skills there. How'd you come by them?