(you're disgusting. and she finds it hilarious, which is also disgusting.

watches him flush and stares oppressively for what feels like a solid minute before deigning to reply.)

I've seen some in action and know how capable they can be, (slyly,) but as for using one myself, well, I'm a little old-fashioned myself. I've got a machine pistol. So I'll be picking something up today as well.

(a look down into the case, admiring the selection.)

C'mere, tell me what you like. (this is all so fake it's making me nauseous.)