[video] un: k2so

[k_2so]

[A video! Of a DROID. A dark faced droid with white photoreceptors looking at his video feed. If droids could have facial expressions, his would be confused, or annoyed, or a bit of both really.]

Handy man. I was assigned to be a handy man at a place called Nuts and Bolts. What an absurd name for a business. If they understood my capabilities they would understand they are well above “Handy Man”. I am not some simple labor droid.

[He pauses his rant, head lifting and looking back and forth, before continuing to speak again.]

This situation is abnormal. The odds that they are lying however appear to be low. The situation I recorded last was ... not good, so this could be considered a vast improvement. I am, however, unfamiliar with some of the technology here. They could have at least equipped me with some upgrades instead of this communication device.

[What a string of complaints! Oh right, this device. He looked down to it again, stared, then lifted his other hand near it.]

I am K-2SO. I am looking for those who may understand the call sign of “Rogue One” ... which is also an absurd name.

That is all. [and he would cut the feed unless someone replies to this. The odds of someone replying are high. The odds of it being someone he actually knows are about middle ground. That, to him, is being optimistic and hopeful]

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Video; UN: McCoy

[legendary_hands]

[On a normal day, he would ignore all the damn messages. HE
ell, he was a doctor, not some communications officer rounding up calls. But he's got nothing else to do, and if these Eluvio people were sayin' he had to field the anger managment...

The hell was he kidding. He was mad as a honey badger and he had no right to go and calm anyone down. Still, talking robots. It deserved an answer.]

The jobs they give out are a real doozy, aren't they? Guess they told you no more of why you got here than me. I pretty much lost my crew as well.

['Cept Jim.. but that man could thrive in any environment.]

[k_2so]

[Oh heavens. To grouchy grouches in one place. This could be fun. Having nothing to do is a good reason to respond to a droid having a small fit about dumb jobs.]

They have informed me the same information as anyone else. Aparently I am not privy to other information nor am I permitted access to the computers here. Or more... I need to upgrade my systems to jack in. So no, I have no more then the average human has.

You are of a space crew as well? I am finding not everyone here has experienced 'space'.

[legendary_hands]

Yeah well, just goes to show they have something to hide. And if I were you, I'd be might suspicious of their 'upgrades'. Who knows what they might try to do. May wake up rewired or somethin'.

[Yes. He's a nasty realist and he knows it. But if he were a robotic construct, he sure as hell wouldn't let this crazy people mess around in his circuits. Bad enough he still wasn't all that inclined to believe waking up in med bay didn't also present the possibilities of being... altered. Who knows. But he refuses to cut them any slack till they prove him otherwise.]

Yeah. Medical Officer on a Starship. Kinda funny to have people up in the black without some experience. But then, if you don't know anything, you're easier to fool, too.