[video] un: k2so
[A video! Of a DROID. A dark faced droid with white photoreceptors looking at his video feed. If droids could have facial expressions, his would be confused, or annoyed, or a bit of both really.]
Handy man. I was assigned to be a handy man at a place called Nuts and Bolts. What an absurd name for a business. If they understood my capabilities they would understand they are well above “Handy Man”. I am not some simple labor droid.
[He pauses his rant, head lifting and looking back and forth, before continuing to speak again.]
This situation is abnormal. The odds that they are lying however appear to be low. The situation I recorded last was ... not good, so this could be considered a vast improvement. I am, however, unfamiliar with some of the technology here. They could have at least equipped me with some upgrades instead of this communication device.
[What a string of complaints! Oh right, this device. He looked down to it again, stared, then lifted his other hand near it.]
I am K-2SO. I am looking for those who may understand the call sign of “Rogue One” ... which is also an absurd name.
That is all. [and he would cut the feed unless someone replies to this. The odds of someone replying are high. The odds of it being someone he actually knows are about middle ground. That, to him, is being optimistic and hopeful]
Handy man. I was assigned to be a handy man at a place called Nuts and Bolts. What an absurd name for a business. If they understood my capabilities they would understand they are well above “Handy Man”. I am not some simple labor droid.
[He pauses his rant, head lifting and looking back and forth, before continuing to speak again.]
This situation is abnormal. The odds that they are lying however appear to be low. The situation I recorded last was ... not good, so this could be considered a vast improvement. I am, however, unfamiliar with some of the technology here. They could have at least equipped me with some upgrades instead of this communication device.
[What a string of complaints! Oh right, this device. He looked down to it again, stared, then lifted his other hand near it.]
I am K-2SO. I am looking for those who may understand the call sign of “Rogue One” ... which is also an absurd name.
That is all. [and he would cut the feed unless someone replies to this. The odds of someone replying are high. The odds of it being someone he actually knows are about middle ground. That, to him, is being optimistic and hopeful]

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anyway, she'd take a title. a useless one that came with money and a mansion on some outer rim planet where no one would bother her. ]
If you don't say that you like me I'll tell the entire ship that your job before this was sewage disposal.
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[it was FACT, sure, but he didn't admit that.]
Rank holds no point here anyhow. My past jobs hold no sway either. Not to mention no one would believe a proper example of droid engineering like me would be condemned to sewage disposal.
...
Cassian. Tell her I never had to do sewage disposal. [RUDE Jyn.]
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[ Captain has just been part of who he is for so long...
Still. He looks from one to the other and shakes his head. ]
I can't force Kay to say he likes you even though we both know he does; also he was never part of any sewage disposal.
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it's both. ]
I'm aware of that. [ she does not say she will not spread this dirty lie however, but as that would involve willingly talking to people that is highly unlikely to happen. her arms unfold to clasp in front of her, which makes her look far more innocent. ]
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[He glanced to Cassian about that name chance. Hmm.] You can change it, but you will still be a Captain to me.
[Okay, so what he said about Rank? He was actually siding with Jyn about it not being important, but he's also going to state that Cassian being a Captain is a thing and is important. Talk about confusing damn droid.]
[To Jyn though, his head tilted, watching her. He can see through your innocence. It does not work on him. Cassians comment of not forcing Kay to say it but that they all know he does was simply met with:]
Heavily implied, remember?
[Smug smirk tone. This is going to be a very long game, Jyn. Can you handle it?]
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[ Considering they're all posthumous at the moment. Still. Cassian looks from Jyn to Kay and back to Jyn again before just shaking his head. ]
I'm not getting in the middle of this.
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You already are, Captain. I'm going to go find Bodhi, enjoy your surprise. [ and she's just going to stride right outta the ship, calling over her shoulder, ] It's nice to see you, Kay!
[ she was always going to abandon them to each other because she doesn't need to be the third wheel to their reunion and, even though she is the least sentimental (god, she's really not), she wants them to have this moment to themselves.
so later dudes. ]
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[Instead she was leaving. He leaned back a bit to look out towards where she was going, then lifted a hand to wave/salute her retreat.]
It's nice to see you as well, Jyn.
[And in that moment there wasn't a sarcastic tone to his voice at all. He did mean it.]
[He glanced back to Cassian a moment later.] She is very stubborn.
[...really?]
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[ That was a convoluted statement, Cassian, but he's grinning. ]
You should tell her you're friends when she least expects it. [ Like when she's sick or something. ]
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[Not nice at all. Saying it like that makes it sound as if Cassian is the unreasonable one between the three of them.]
Someday. Maybe. If that were true. If this isn't all just a ploy. [Which is to say he likes Jyn, so yes, someday he will let her know. When she isn't ready.]
I am glad to see you, Cassian. [his tone had gone so much softer at that. He was actually very glad to see him.]
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[ It's that simple (no it isn't) and Cassian can't afford to take any reaction she has to that idea personally. There's a lot going on that has nothing to do with him, and they've only known each other for a short time anyway. ] They both will.
[ Whenever he gets around to saying something. Still, he practically beams up at the droid. ] I thought I might go insane, here on my own. I've started on your sweater.